Bone_Lord
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Bone_Lord7dCommentedwhy not
What the fuck. Crazy voice, did you hear what Ghost just said? Never mind, of course, you heard it. But why, though? I mean, why did this random true fact have to be about Ghost?- Bone_Lord7dCommented"Caretaker/Home..." Ghost suddenly appeared above my head, whispering softly. "It's time for a random true fact... Did you know I can't sleep at all? I've been awake, watching everyone. Recording. Analyzing. Okay, goodnight." With that, it vanished, leaving an eerie silence in its wake.
- Bone_Lord18dCommented
YOUL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE
There have been rumors of a certain group of stone smugglers going around and avoiding the good lord's taxes. We assure you that these miscreants shall be brought to justice with immense promptness and prejudice and advise those not yet caught up in their criminal ways to keep your distance lest you be caught in the crossfire. - Bone_Lord19dCommented
me when goth girls
In the meantime, I already have several projects in the works. For one, I'm going to be returning to my 'Goth Girls Galore' story. I feel it didn't get a fair shake of things so I'm going to be devoting a portion of my time to that. From that story, expect shorter chapters, a Reversed Sexual Morality world, and of course, goth girls. - Bone_Lord23dCommented
ALL HAIL LIZARD WIZARD
It would be worth it though, for once I was finally done with that I could finally get to researching the book I got for offing Harkon. Shalazar took one good look at the damn thing and immediately forbade me from touching it until I had his approval, and while I may be a rebellious little shit if the Almighty Lizard Wizard gives you an order you follow the damn order. - Bone_Lord23dCommented
nice
[Mind 60 => 65 => 69] - Bone_Lord1mthCommentedIt has been unilaterally decided by the council of me and I that a new n'wah tax shall be implemented. Seeing as you are all n'wahs I demand you give me all your stones posthaste, or I will pout terribly.
- Bone_Lord1mthCommentedBoobs appeared in the mirror behind me. Bouncing boobs. Jiggling jugs. Bountiful breasts. Titanic titties. Massive melons. Fantastic funbags. Awesome tig ol' bitties. Great hobberknockers. Earth-shaking, back-breaking milk tanks that promised the best damn paizuri the world had ever known. Bigger, perkier, and more supple than should have been physically possible, the flood of oppai defied the heavens.
- Bone_Lord1mthCommented
you mean make the man unpee himself
"Totally," Barbara nodded. "The demigod was awful. Wouldn't take no for an answer and he was just straight-up rude to several of Sean's employees. Sean didn't even hurt him. Just scared the fight out of him and sent him on an express trip back to Olympus." - Bone_Lord1mthCommentedAm I not a generous god?
- Bone_Lord1mthCommentedWith the exception of Shalazar, naturally as he was laughing out loud.
- Bone_Lord1mthCommented
GLORY TO THE LIZARD WIZARD
I was going to stop it seeing as we were in the middle of a military campaign but Shalazar said it was ok, and I wasn't about the question the great one. - Bone_Lord1mthCommented
YOU CANT STOP ME
"Indeed, we should." He hummed, picking up the unconscious Shego and throwing her over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes. A very sexy sack of potatoes. Don't sexualize potatoes now though. - Bone_Lord1mthCommented
looks like im robbing again
Those stones won't mine themselves. - Bone_Lord1mthCommented
lizard wisard baby, cant beat it
"Well now, what do we have here?" Shalazar squeaked, his eternally cute voice somehow carrying the note of pure derision "A pair of cowards hiding in the ice popping their heads out when they are not invited?" - Bone_Lord1mthReplied to Gh0st00[Eve (Evil) image:] (A/N: Clarification, he's different from E, who is Ego. And you'll see why lol.)
- Bone_Lord1mthCommentedCrazy voices. As shameful as it sounds. I find this hot.
- Bone_Lord1mthCommented
praise the lizard wizard
I raised my hand, ready to signal the attack, but then the scholar Alor grabbed me by the shoulder and pointed toward the center of the camp, I could not make out what he was trying to tell me at first but then I noticed a garish blue robe covered in starts and then the figure it was attached to.