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FINN, WHAT DOES THE THUMB SAY ABOUT HIS POWER LEVEL?!?!
Just screw up the entire timeline with the butterfly effect. Suddenly MC becomes omniscient.
I, too, enjoy the subtle yet pleasing hobby of beating up 4-year-old girls.
The devil on your shoulder.
That's legendary.
Time to pull out the AK and blast.
Time to donate a McChicken to charity.
Real lucky it's not around the cawk.
Broship developed. The only thing manlier would be comparing biceps.
Sounds like a load of baloney.
MC is drowning in greed instead of pride. I don't really know why all the MCs these days just want power. Like dude, he's literally a god, give him some convictions to stand by or friends to be with.
Speaking of America... Why don't the wizards (who aren't pureblood) just use guns? I'm pretty sure you could aim and pull a trigger way faster than saying some words, and it could be insta kill. The wizards wouldn't even be able to defend, considering it's probably too fast for them to say anything.
These are still 10000 times better than the emojis. In fact, this adds some charm.
Pretty sure you could accomplish those feats with a rock as well, yet you don't see someone complaining about rock licenses. If a rock hits you on the head, you die. If it's thrown softly, you'll probably be unconscious. Sure, it isn't a fireball, but you don't need to yell out words or swish your wand to throw the rock. And considering that a rock would most likely go through a fireball and kill the opponent, I suddenly wonder why people don't use rocks in Harry Potter.
That's wrong. Gamers quit. We all just immediately get depressed after quitting and have to fill that empty hole by coming back to play.
That, right there, could have been incredibly smooth.