“Their table looks like the stock image of what a trendy cafe looks like”; had me cackling

DAYdrinking; these rascals 😂😂😂😂

Oliver heard “be gay do crime” and took it literally

FLIRTING Oliver knows no fear

Love Oliver so far Hate his hat

That rich boy did not pay for his coffee/blood 🔪🔪🔪

I would die in shame if I were alistair. Good thing he’s already (un)dead

Azazel is capitalist bloodsucker nepo baby

Opinion: Alistair wears glasses so he can look - smarter - more human / less intimidating / more mortal

Did not know I needed vegan vampires / blood into life, but here we are and I’m not complaining