You have seen nothing.
of reading
666
Read books
Hieda-no-Akyuu, from Touhou Project. Basically, she infinitely reincarnates to make a chronicle of everything and everyone in Gensokyo (the weird pocket dimension that most of Touhou takes place in). She is (as her name implies) the ninth reincarnation. (Kyuu/九 means Nine in Japanese)
“Self-lubricating”
So, why did he turn into a Lickitung? I’ve never watched the movie so the reason is lost on me.