the_SCP_Foundation

I fear our dear author is lost at sea lol

It’s been 8 months, I’ll still be waiting my friend

Sean be like:

Let us be so

I feel like Sean would have a perk that would just be like {[Natural 21]: “How the f-“} And it would just explain that he’s beyond the bounds of reality

You spin me right round baby right round like a record baby right round right rou-

ONLY 100 MILLION DEAD?! BREAK OUT THE AMASEC, RECORD LOW CASUALTIES HERE!!!

Consequences be damned? Nah you just challenged the MF who used his warp god ability to give himself a health bar, bitch his normal armor is so thick you couldn’t pierce it, and he’s comic relief so he can’t die, AND HE’S THE MC, BITCH HES GOT ARMOR SO THICK THAT YOUR LITTLE CONVO PROBABLY MADE KHAINE SMILE, welcome to oblivion

Everybody gangsta, till the church starts walkin