Agrippa_Atelier
Hello there! I go by Agrippa, and I’m a writer with a certain penchant for both unhealthy amounts of snark and diabetic-comma-inducing romance that gets steamy more often than not.
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Agrippa_Atelier13dReplied to BFiveI mean... as soon as more than one love interest is involved? I don't make a harsh distinction on which characters participate in which scenes, seeing as all of them are in the same committed relationship? If you mean what's the first time that Hachiman isn't involved in sex, I honestly don't remember, sorry. If it's any consolation, he's the sole male in the ongoing mess.
- Agrippa_Atelier1mthReplied to Witherdale
A happy Darkness and a Kazuma plot XD
"Yay!" - Agrippa_Atelier1mthReplied to Witherdale
Thanks! I remember how much of a rush it was to write the first chapter.
… I'll generously deem this an apology puke. - Agrippa_Atelier4mthReplied to Daoist796063
Iroha: "Sadly, it does."
"I've been on the pill since I first had a period. Mom said it helped with the pain," she finally says, her lips brushing mine with every sound that leaves them. - Agrippa_Atelier4mthReplied to Daoist796063
Funnily enough, they are safer than oral contraceptives for women who smoke. No, I didn't know that when I wrote this... But let's pretend I did.
"I have an IUD," she says, shy, as if ashamed by the fact. - Agrippa_Atelier4mthReplied to soldklad
We've all been there :]
I am sorry, Totsuka, it seems I will have to entrust your care to someone else. Zaimokuza, likely, when he gets tired of whatever it is he's doing with Sagami. - Agrippa_Atelier4mthReplied to LeBlorf
I am *this* tempted to write a one-shot for that series, but I'm afraid all the faceless, muscled, tanned men would turn it into something slightly less than wholesome through sheer gravitas.
Like, really, I don't think I had anything as muscled as this thing in my human body. How many reps can it make? Does it take protein shakes? Does it yell 'macho' before stripping in front of two gym-going high schoolers? - Agrippa_Atelier4mthReplied to GODLIKEVERGIL
Still weirded out at Rin/Ishtar being a thing, not gonna lie...
The wet heat that greets me inside her panties is yet another stroke to my ego, so I decide to return the favor. As gently as I am able, I cross the thin patch of soft, silken hair and reach a nub of tender, erect flesh that, according to my studies (Fate/Stay Night deserves to be enjoyed in the original format), should be able to do the job on its own without me risking a sprained wrist, so I start rubbing it in a smooth, circular pattern that— - Agrippa_Atelier4mthReplied to Seraphim_Sama
In my defense, Shinji/Misato happened when I was at an influenceable age.
"I am twice your age, your teacher, and you are about to wage war on the whole administration and PTA on behalf of one of the two girls who have been surgically attached to you since you were introduced. This"—she gestures down towards where her excellent derriere is still parked on top of my lap –"is absurd, and you should forget about it." - Agrippa_Atelier5mthReplied to Sir_Dood
Haruno enjoys Western animation just to spite her country of origin and traditionalist family. She... does a lot of things out of pure spite.
"Stop, stop! My penis can only get so erect!" - Agrippa_Atelier5mthReplied to Sir_Dood
... I have a few PMMM fics. Mami has, so far, only lost her head in the metaphorical sense.
And she looks at me, like a small animal caught in the gaze of something bigger and with far too many teeth. Thankfully, she isn't a blonde magical girl with a penchant for losing her head. - Agrippa_Atelier5mthReplied to Sir_Dood
What can I say? He appreciates the classics (more than I do, often enough).
I enter the room as nonchalantly as I can, waving the customary two fingers of cool, hip, detached characters everywhere, only to find my gaze drawn to Iroha crossing her arms under her chest, a smirk on her face that seems to say, 'Oh? You're approaching me? Instead of running away, you are coming right to me?' - Agrippa_Atelier5mthReplied to Sir_Dood
*snerk*
"I don't know, maybe it's just that all the blood necessary to think not-stupid thoughts is currently devoted to trying to lift your shapely butt through the power of applied hydraulics." - Agrippa_Atelier5mthReplied to Sir_Dood
Hachiman may be familiar with the best version of DBZ.
"I [am] an adult." - Agrippa_Atelier5mthReplied to soldklad
Oh, I more than get that and I appreciate the effort. Heck, just imagine how writing this can feel at times...
I could do so, and joke about how he's a hundred years too early to push me around. About his needing some proper training and lacing that with enough innuendo that he'd be forced to shove his hands down his pockets yet again. And then I could keep the scene going for as long as I needed to until my nerves weren't frayed and my heart stopped hammering against my chest. - Agrippa_Atelier5mthReplied to soldklad
"We have friends and you don't" doesn't sound particularly noble to me XD
The Demon Lord is alone, and the supposed heroes are a bunch of assholes who will gleefully rub in their face that they [do] enjoy comradery, friendship, and even romance (or something spicier, depending on the genre). They are also likely to go off on a speech about how they will prevail through the power of friendship, basically bullying the poor guy and inflicting extra mental damage just because they can. - Agrippa_Atelier5mthReplied to soldklad
There are a few story elements in there, but it's mostly characterization and a truckload of Dark Sensei's Dark History.
Westerners have a saying—or is that a proverb? Maybe a song? Meh, who cares. Anyway, the important thing is that some Westerner, at one point or another, said that one is the loneliest number. - Agrippa_Atelier5mthReplied to soldklad
This may have been me channeling a discussion surrounding the story through Brain-chan's always spicy filter XD
['Everyone has a distinct personality, reciprocal feelings, and you aren't brain-damaged. No. It's not a harem.'] - Agrippa_Atelier6mthReplied to soldklad
Alternatively, yanderes.
Well, it's important enough that, when sex happens in a story, usually the story is about sex.