DaoistyPUrU2
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DaoistyPUrU22dCommentedThere, three teenagers with funny-looking hairstyles, similar to how Johnny Bravo combed his hair, were walking towards our table with not-so-friendly expressions on their faces.- DaoistyPUrU22dCommentedAfter all, like a very wise and great guy once said: "Video games are serious business, and deserve to be treated with respect"
- DaoistyPUrU22dReplied to OMN1CR0N_GAMINGThen, after using those words to encourage myself, I launched a kick directly toward his nuts and returned to him the damage that he had caused me by fooling me into taking his classes for two entire months.
- DaoistyPUrU23dCommentedCosmo tilted her head, looking mildly offended. "I wear it because I'm from Russia, duh," she replied with a hint of pride in her voice.
- DaoistyPUrU210dReplied to Spriz731"Fucking Zeus…" Diana sighed again and stood up from her seat. "Excuse me, all. I believe I must go apologize for my idiot divines right about now."
- DaoistyPUrU212dCommentedHe got caught jerking off while staring at a school.
- DaoistyPUrU212dReplied to DaoistOfeOTALooking at the unshakable jade-white hand in front of him, his heart suddenly palpitated. A strong uneasiness was starting to spread in his chest as the realization dawned upon him that things were not simple anymore.
- DaoistyPUrU212dCommented"Useless."
- DaoistyPUrU215dCommented'Great Sage, use Space Rend to cut this clown's balls and his will of the D. Additionally, mess with the nerves of his four limbs, make it so that he would be hospitalized for a minimum of one year. Then, pierce a small hole in his heart make it so no one would notice, and make sure that he would die in 11 months. If possible, make it so that he would endure severe pain in his last 11 months.' With an evil smile, I gave the Great Sage such commands.
- DaoistyPUrU219dCommentedHestia, Goddess of Hearth and Home, was content to sit and tend to her fire. Like Hades, she wasn't 'technically' an Olympian. At least, not one of the twelve that maintained thrones on Olympus. But she was easily still the most widely respected and liked member of their divine family.
- DaoistyPUrU220dReplied to Reserv_r_dogCosmo, tail wagging, shot Howard a smug look before trotting after Peter. Her nose was held high, elated to be free from her cage and equally pleased to see Howard still confined. After all, no one gets away with calling her a bad dog!
- DaoistyPUrU220dCommented[Insert picture of Cosmo here]
- DaoistyPUrU220dReplied to Jama1810A split second later, a figure in white armor that covered their entire body, even their face and hands, appeared beside him, kneeling down on one knee, silently awaiting orders.
- DaoistyPUrU220dReplied to Reserv_r_dogAs Yoda passed the storage closet, he couldn't help but smile and shake his head as he walked off.
- DaoistyPUrU220dReplied to Kraxis93'Man… I'd turn to the darkside for a McDonald's quarter pounder meal and some nuggies right now…'
- DaoistyPUrU220dCommented(A/N: 'Murica *Tips cowboy hat in greeting)
- DaoistyPUrU220dCommentedThe more he thought about it, the more confining the Jedi Code seemed to be, especially considering Peter's past life as a red-blooded, capitalistic, freedom loving American. If anyone tried to limit him like this in his past life, Peter would have either sued them, or in a worst case scenario he would have pulled out his colt 45 and stood his ground.
- DaoistyPUrU221dCommentedWith an amused smirk, the god's voice then resounded as all the humans of the Primordial Earth heard him say, "Humanity oh humanity. This generation of filth calling themselves with stupid pronouns. The Judgement Day has come."
- DaoistyPUrU21mthCommented"huh you actually blocked that…this may be fun"saitama said with a smile, heh well then let's warm up. i punched him with a full powere attack which destroyed more of the ground but that didn't push him back.
- DaoistyPUrU21mthCommented[War bound evil tyrant]: you are right i have to go commit more war cri- i mean doing good to my country.