A_Bert
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A_Bert2hCommentedHe just built different
When they emerged from the stone wall, they saw Ben standing, but the top half of his dress was blasted and melted by the leader's self-destruct. Ben's hand, which was trying to catch the leader, was injured by the acid impact, and there were some bruises caused by the acid all over his body.- A_Bert3dCommented- slap Lex Luthor's bald head (other bald heads are optional)
- A_Bert9dReplied to Sir_Stronghold
Pencil eraser, just the eraser attached to nothing
And Raymond, he was renowned as the second coming of Baba Yaga because he could kill three men with a fucking eraser! - A_Bert15dCommented
No not P Drizzy
"Just call me 'Drake' for now." I replied after some thought. - A_Bert3mthCommented
I think he’s having a stroke quick call 911
Red saw that this Rattata was not to be underestimated, A regular Rattata was oiwerfyk abd akk but in the face of a Gastly who knew Icy wind, it was nothing more than chicken served on a platter. - A_Bert3mthCommented
Post nut clarity
Blue felt the energy in his legs get drained instantly as he fell to his knees and watched the dance end with Red dragging Green out of the Dance club. One thing Blue could clearly see was that she... enjoyed it. - A_Bert3mthCommented
It sounds like someone was watching
The only woman who rejected his advances for the sake of a useless crush, On this very day, Blue didn't even recognize Red anymore, How was that useless virgin that always masturbated when no one was watching catch the eyes of a girl of Green's caliber. - A_Bert3mthCommented
How to invite your self into someone else’s house 101 / taught by prof. Oak
"I'll take you up on that offer," Samuel said and then got up, he walked next to Red and looked at the package with interest. - A_Bert3mthCommented"Well Red, I'm not in love with you," Daisy said.
- A_Bert3mthCommentedHis mother nodded and smiled," Of course they will this is amazing! I've never seen a drawing as realistic as this."
- A_Bert3mthCommented"Let's say we fought with a flock of ducks. I read on the internet that ducks can be very violent when you touch their tail."
- A_Bert3mthCommented
The average bolt of lightning is estimated to have a billion volts
"50,000,000 Volt Thor's Spear!" - A_Bert3mthCommented
He don’t know the pokemon typing lightning is useless against earth
'As far as I remember earth is weak to lightning.' Yami thought as he unsheathed his sword and started to pass lightning chakra through it. The sword glowed a little and a few arcs of lightning were dancing around it making light sounds of a whip. Yami ran to the bandit with enough speed to startle the bandit and slashed horizontally. The sword went through the wall of the earth like a hot knife through butter. It also slashed the chest area of the bandit. The cut on his chest was shallow but there was still bleeding. He took a few steps back and touched his wound because of the pain. - A_Bert3mthCommented
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"So… this is my face...?" I asked touching my face, marveling at the little details, like how my skin was a tone lighter than before, or how my hair was longer to the point of almost touching the floor, which would need to be fixed soon… it was… shocking, and while my face did remind me of Sinbad, I could actually see aspects of my original face on my new one, my nose… my ears, and even my lips were almost identical to the ones I had before coming to this world, giving me a sense of familiarity I didn't have with the face I had been originally given when I got here. - A_Bert3mthCommented"Too much talk from someone that belongs in a museum," I chuckled bitterly.
- A_Bert3mthCommentedBecause it meant that young boy was alive, that was good, bending down he took it to put it on his shoulder, using his cane he went home at a slow pace carrying the snot on his shoulder.
- A_Bert3mthCommented"F-friend? You consider me your friend even with my skin color?"
- A_Bert3mthCommented"Bet!" I annouced with my hands on my hips too, facing her.
- A_Bert3mthCommented"Bet." He nodded slightly his head.
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If he had a blood born illness he’d be 10 times more dangerous
This was much less painful than bringing the bones for the makeshift defence out. (Thanks to sacrificalsoul for the idea, by the way.) However, that didn't mean it didn't feel horrible. After all, I don't think anyone would voluntarily choose to get a power that mutilates them every time they use it, unless it came with a regeneration factor MUCH better than mine. Small, spiked bones came out of my knuckles, pointing outwards, ready to shred the flesh of anyone who thought it would be a good idea to fight with the dude who is okay with his power mutilating his own flesh.