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You definitely can, I try to provide desc riptions of everything, and my plotline doesn’t really follow the canon material, I mainly just use the world and characters, hope u enjoy the read :)

J'aime les excrétions vaginales

Dear readers, do I put too many jokes in this fic? I get a kick out of them, but I understand some don't like em.

Thank you for the genuine review! I did not expect my first fic to be read by anyone, so didn’t take it very seriously at the start. Doing some revisions, hope you’ll be back soon!

Finished a book today that made me realize that writing has immense power. To make readers love and hate characters, and become immersed in worlds only limited by imagination and work. To create universes that live on in thousands of peoples minds and hearts, and stay alive generations past a writers short lifespan. Anyway Ima keep trying to make funny fanfics on the internet

Love me a Zelda fic 😊💀😱🔥🫦🫦💅💅🦆🦆👍💦😠😔😄😈😈🌌😌🙏🙏😳😉😄😄🫡🫡🫣🤣☄️🫣🫡

Sorry bad upload, names for sawed-offs?

These dudes ar pretty cool

He will get it back

Anything that I write that doesn’t make sense is because magic

Never let em’ know your next move

Plot hole filled, thanks for the catch!

I paid someone a dollar to draw Floory and they sent me this

Every city and landmark is hundreds of times bigger, much more people than the original npcs

Some things and characters were removed and I want all the fun stuff in this fic :)

I plan on launching a Patreon where you can read 50 chaps ahead soon!

The triforce is what all the characters in this word call mana, but where the actual pieces of the artifact is isn't canon. I will take some creative liberties on Arjon finding the pieces of the triforce later in the story.