This is a paraphrased transcription of the novel: Simp: DIE VILLAIN Female Villain: I AM A GIRL SIMP! Simp: Sorry m' lady, please continue to plot against me FVillain: that's right simp, simp for me Simp: DIE VILLAIN! ONE MORE SHOT TO KILL YOU FVillain2: WAIT SIMP! THAT MAN BELONGS TO ME, SAVE HIM Simp: YES M' Lady even though he tried to kill me i will save him Girl1: Simp you are the strongest around here, protect me! Simp: YES M LADY!!!! Girl1: I am weak simp...what will you do Simp: TAKE EVERYTHING M' LADY TAKE IT ALL I LOVE YOU Girl1: Simp you are going west? I am going east Simp: I WILL GO EAST MY LOVE