Tardo_The_AssMonke

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Tardo_The_AssMonkea month ago
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"Which one?"
Gotham's Dead End Bar
Anime & Comics · Daddy
Tardo_The_AssMonkea month ago
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Grinning, a song sparked inside me. One inspired by previous bardic nature and Vicious Mockery.
Gotham's Dead End Bar
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Tardo_The_AssMonkea month ago
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I have the perfect gif right here
Kara had come along with Barbara tonight. She kept glancing 'sneakily' at me and whispering frantically with Barbara, who was looking QUITE a bit more relaxed these days. Practically chilled out, really. I wonder what could possibly be the reason for her not being so pent-up now. Truly, it was a mystery.
Gotham's Dead End Bar
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Tardo_The_AssMonkea month ago
Replied to God_Of_Chaos
Water from one Fountain of Youth or another. Flour milled from grain farmed on the Fields of Elysium. Milk and butter from True Beast Cows that grazed on entire solar systems at a time. Salt from the Seas of Time. Sugar from plantations cultivated by gods. And the crowning jewel ingredient: Peaches of Immortality from peach trees that bore fruit once every 3000 years.
Gotham's Dead End Bar
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Tardo_The_AssMonkea month ago
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As much as she tried to stop me, I wouldn't be deterred, walking up to the house our Kryptonian friend called home. Her adoptive parents waited for us on the porch, amused as they watched their daughter zip around me like the world's most adorable mosquito. The Man of Steel himself — Clark in his casual wear — stood in the doorway behind them, waiting with an unreadable expression on his face and crossed arms.
Gotham's Dead End Bar
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Tardo_The_AssMonkea month ago
Replied to Tardo_The_AssMonke
"Sean, if you don't stop right now, I'm going to fucking jump you and we'll never make it to dinner," Barbara warned. "As much as I need you to fuck me, I'm not about to disappoint Kara OR Ma Kent by doing that."
Gotham's Dead End Bar
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Tardo_The_AssMonkea month ago
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"Sean, if you don't stop right now, I'm going to fucking jump you and we'll never make it to dinner," Barbara warned. "As much as I need you to fuck me, I'm not about to disappoint Kara OR Ma Kent by doing that."
Gotham's Dead End Bar
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Tardo_The_AssMonkea month ago
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oh I don't know~~~, let me check the table of contents...............well all I can say is
"Sean…" Barbara growled, honestly growled. "If you don't fuck me until I can't see straight after dinner tonight, I'm going to do my damn best to kill you. And then have Didi bring you back so you can give me what I deserve and actually fuck me! I've waited way too long to play games anymore…"
Gotham's Dead End Bar
Anime & Comics · Daddy
Tardo_The_AssMonkea month ago
Replied to _SinOfGluttony_
DMC: Peak of Combat says that human souls are 9th dimension, not by strength though
"In exchange for helping me nick a few things from a universe I have my eyes on, I'll give you the powers of the legendary devil hunter, Dante," he teased.
In Marvel As Dante
Movies · RaedaX_1
Tardo_The_AssMonkea month ago
Replied to Triforce_Avatar
thanks
[New target acquired!]
My Beautiful Master Is A Yandere
Anime & Comics · LuknameFanfics