"It's over. It's over. It's over! This way, they'll kick me out of the sect, and they won't even let me return home! I'll have to seduce a wealthy mature woman, preferably beautiful, and ride on her coattails for the rest of my life... wait, is that not a bad idea?... Of course, it's not!"
Mission: Seduce the Master!
Eastern · MisterBombastic
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