Alex_Van_zyl
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A lazy Author here :P
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Alex_Van_zyl3dCommentedcomedic relief
"I just…. don't understand his role anymore. Why does Harry need him? Why does Hermione need him? Why does the story need him? What's the point?"- Alex_Van_zyl7dCommented
Die. genuinely. Just die
Keeping the smile on her face, Karen replied. "Yes, but if I sue you and win the case, you'll have to sell your car to pay off the debt, which will cause you to lose your job, which will cause you to be unable to pay your bills and live on the street. Between giving me your share of the inheritance or putting your family on the street, which is better?" - Alex_Van_zyl7dCommented
Oh god. The relatives
"Long time no see, Jonathan!" A woman who looked a lot like Jonathan said while pretending to be excited as soon as Jonathan opened the door to his house. - Alex_Van_zyl10dCommented
oh no. The LI is here
It was like he was singing all those songs to her. - Alex_Van_zyl12dCommented
😂
I donned my best impression of Matthew McConaughey and got to work. "Hwell, the lady here's sweeter'n tea. But I reckon she's fixin' to throw a conniption at the lack of learnin' goin' on in this skoo-haw." Translation: While the individual you have hired is doing an admirable job, my unwillingness to participate with sincerity will more than likely drive her to frustration. - Alex_Van_zyl12dCommented"Yes!" I replied in agreement. "In the music video, I was thinking of having the protagonist be a guy like me, and her boyfriend be a very skinny little guy. It would be an interesting part of the music video to have the protagonist wear his coat on her, which would match his personality and pique the interest of the girls listening to the song," I explained. I explained.
- Alex_Van_zyl12dCommented"I like bass, but I only like to play slap style." Frank explained with a laugh. Frank explained, laughing. "Harry hates it, so I only play keyboards in the band."
- Alex_Van_zyl16dCommentedDrug store. Gun store. Liquor store. Gun store. "Where the hell are you taking me?"
- Alex_Van_zyl19dCommented— Breeze x Flexy = Breezy… What a good name
- Alex_Van_zyl19dCommented
GIMME!
[Visual Restoration Coupon*1] - Alex_Van_zyl20dCommented
[Potential bandmates acquired!]
I went backstage to get Mark and Frank's phone number, without Jannet seeing me of course. I really enjoyed playing with them and felt that they had a lot of untapped talent. - Alex_Van_zyl24dCommented
???
Secondly were the enemies. Some nocturnal enemies would appear, and they were pretty bad. Infected and zombies were pretty much tame at that moment, but this new enemy was faster and more troublesome than the two of them combined. - Alex_Van_zyl29dCommented
I wish...
[Weight: 139 Kg -> 133.2 Kg] (306 lbs -> 293 lbs) - Alex_Van_zyl1mthCommented
You FOOL! You ABSOLUTE fool!!!
"Me to sleep with other women while she watched...yes." - Alex_Van_zyl1mthCommented"I... I don't know. This is... it's impossible. You... you're not supposed to be here," I managed to say, my hands gesturing to the room around us.
- Alex_Van_zyl1mthCommented
Marry this woman, Edward
Edward chuckled and exclaimed, "Did you just... slide a dollar bill onto my G-string?" - Alex_Van_zyl1mthCommentedEdward shrugged nonchalantly. "I can wait," he said, a mischievous glint in his eyes. Camila was still crossing her arms when she suddenly realized something. Her eyes widened, and she blurted out, "What do you mean 'Taboo things sound nice'? You little pervert! I'm your aunt! Even if we're not blood-related--"
- Alex_Van_zyl1mthCommented
Ed's bootyhole at that moment:
When they were done, as Taylor was hugging Edward and kissing his neck, she suddenly went to his ear, and then whispered, "I know Selena kissed you yesterday."