"Uh... shampoo?" He smiled in confusion, causing her to laugh out loud :"Alright, alright, that was my fault. It was silly of me to ask what brands a kid uses. My bad, dear."
"Sir are attempts have been unsuccessful so far and instead we have actually had a couple of our computers infected with a virus repeating the same video over and over again."
"No. He's got a point," said villain number three. "You fucking exposed your identity, meaning we should kill both him and the cashier. And I am not taking the blame for that."
Doof says that you will love yourself. Love youself, Now!
'Not mutilation, I'm sure I can feel my feet and hands under the blanket, my head is pressed against a soft pillow and I can also feel both ears attached to me… so what's with the size? Was I hit by a shrink ray? Did Doofenshmirtz fire off an inator?'
A few keyboard taps later, the receptionist replied, "You're in luck; Dr. Tadano is available. He may be young, but he's proven adept at handling quirks."