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Despite how seamlessly our future king seemed to mingle with my family, I had to watch the man like a hawk. Not for his own misconduct, no, but for his virtue. Aella, my only surviving daughter from my marriage, possessed all the precociousness common in this setting, and looked at Bobby B like she wanted to hogtie the poor man and make him squeal like a pig. What's left of the American in me should clutch his pearls at the idea of my twelve year old daughter looking at a man like that, but the Westerosi in me was more concerned for the man's welfare. Bobby B may think he's a big dick boy, but Aella grew up around Maege and her brood. As such I intervened.- pascall_sporry5mthCommented
ya know I think he'll kill Tywin if the rebelion still goes as in org
I bit back any response after that. Any sudden declaration of love would just seem weak after that rejection. Weakness in Westeros is like dousing yourself in steak sauce and walking up to a hyena clan. Not recommended behavior. - pascall_sporry5mthCommented
Fun thing though: Jeor Mormont is hanging around at the Wall yet Jorah Mormont is techincally doing more for the realm of men and against wilderlings
It'll take us three trips working five thousand men for ninety days to strip this region, and in a hundred years new growth would have overcome our work, but I only need thirty. If I can throw the Others off their game for the next thirty years I will have accomplished more for the species than the combined masses above and below the Wall have for the last eight thousand years. - pascall_sporry5mthCommented
Typical
"It'll take my dad 500 dollars to fix it by a professional. I will only charge him half price later." - pascall_sporry5mthCommented
New Head cannon: the names Terrasion, Arrax and such? no they aren't Valyrian gods they are the fav sweets of the kids and sounded baddass in High Valyrian
Cupcake, as it is my favourite treat! Plus, imagine when someone says 'Our entire army was killed by Cupcake' " - pascall_sporry5mthCommentedCh 168 Notice
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hey lovely chaps! amazing as always! ubetter?
"I'll tell you, but you won't believe me." - pascall_sporry5mthCommented
baby from Alicent will get an accident via Daeron?
Then he will be left with no choice but to marry her, the High Septon is already behind the plan according to my Brother. A quick Annulment and a speedy marriage afterwards which will bear many more Targaryens with a blood connection to my House. A proper option to fall back on should something happen to Rhaenyra, it's almost perfect. - pascall_sporry5mthReplied to Jibberflex
Maybe it wasn't the fall? maybe he rolled out the crip in middle of the night and landed on his face and couldn't roll over or fell asleep and then was sore?
Fall damage was easy to check with just a quick roll off the bed when I was still feeling wired as a baby. My mom screamed bloody murder but I was completely fine other than my face being a bit sore. Since then I get impulses telling me to leap through windows that I have to fight off, like a whisper in my mind telling me it would be fun. - pascall_sporry5mthCommented
Poor Aaron guy will need therapy after Eds visit
"Huh? Of course. Amy has already left- Are you okay? Or are you drunk?" - pascall_sporry6mthCommented
I'd love to read that email!
I snatched the coffee from my grandmother's hand and muttered casually, "No need to worry. I already emailed the monitor's data to Dr House." - pascall_sporry6mthReplied to Iceyunderground
Well I hope ur well!
(Hi. Sorry It's a Holiday In my country. And also I was punched in the face, so I was resting for a while LoL. I had queued up chapters to be uploaded till Monday, so there will be continuous one chapter per day. If it wasn't uploaded at the time I normally did, then the timer did something wrong and just ping me at my discord channel. - pascall_sporry7mthCommented
Love this
@SamuelLJackson: Motherfucker, why didn't you use the purple lightsaber? - pascall_sporry7mthReplied to JussMonty
so true
"They are…WERE… only his harem members. Calm down. Don't go psycho. There's still a long way to go before the movie is finished." Selena placated Taylor. - pascall_sporry7mthCommented
.....well I'm epileptic so if this ever happens to me I'm sure I'll get: A- broke your neck falling, B-broke my skull falling or C- my heart either stopped due the seizure or I stopped breathing (yes that can happen)
So the question is; what killed me? Was it shot to the head from a burglary gone wrong? did I suddenly develop powers that stimulated my body to the point of death? Or had covid finally gotten to me after months of paranoid isolation… 'No, apparently it was a heart attack according to the old geezer in front of me'. - pascall_sporry7mthCommented
One can see this one is Oberyns forefather
"What happened? Did you lose all your money in gambling again?" - pascall_sporry7mthReplied to UthredofBebbanburg
Maybe she was thus author meant that Otto was making literal funeral arenglements already? Plotted the ploy of land? yeah no I agree, but had to make the joke
Instantly a frown appeared on my face. Baelon Targaryen. How in the seven hells did he not die? Larys had assured me that my father had already plotted his ploy. - pascall_sporry7mthCommented
who knows?
"I bet my mother would have loved to meet you. Although I wonder If she ever met you since Queen Alysanne was at dragonstone in the later stages of her life.