GuyOnTheInternet
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GuyOnTheInternet1dCommented*Everything that is visible is not eternal
Fang Hanyu looked up and murmured softly, "The Way that can be walked is not the eternal Way; The name that can be named is not the eternal name..."- GuyOnTheInternet2dCommented
The consequences of poor communication tsk tsk tsk
That day, Huang Ying pawned her jewelry and managed to gather six hundred gold. - GuyOnTheInternet2dCommented
Frick
"Lord Chen Yuan will come too," Yang Hai said with a joyous laugh. "And along with him, Your Highness Princess, who is now Chao'er's senior sister." - GuyOnTheInternet3dCommented
My professors be like
[Overall grade, F-.] - GuyOnTheInternet5dReplied to Maqets_1
Rip
He sat on the white jade bed, staring at the familiar yet strange cave dwelling, feeling as if he had forgotten something but couldn't remember what. - GuyOnTheInternet6dCommented
This is the equivalent of rolling dice and boasting that you got a high number
Lifting her delicate chin slightly, her lips parted silently, conveying a message clear as day: "I will not lose to you!" - GuyOnTheInternet6dCommented"Peasant, now that I've awakened successfully, let's see how you'll stand against me in the future!"
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Good thing people don't put women on pedestals like this in real life
Emma was the goddess he had silently adored for three years, a figure he dared not defile. - GuyOnTheInternet6dReplied to GuyOnTheInternet
After reading the next paragraph I understand
"Good brother...faster...faster!" - GuyOnTheInternet6dCommented
Erm
"Good brother...faster...faster!" - GuyOnTheInternet16dCommented
If this was a humiliating death then every assassination is humiliating
Mei was silent for a few seconds and let out a soft sigh, she stroked his hair with her soft hands and answered his question: "Yes, your death was truly brutal and humiliating." - GuyOnTheInternet16dCommented
W grandpa.
"Good grandson, immortality is elusive. In a person's life, what's most important is what kind of person you become. If you can live long and become an immortal, then you must consider what kind of immortal you should be," Fang Meng said with profound meaning. - GuyOnTheInternet16dCommented
Imagine your defense and hp regen is so high you can literally just run at people and be completely fine. That would be hilarious
Moreover, in history, who has ever been successful by taking the armored tank route? At best, they're called iron dummies, and at worst, they're called iron-shelled turtles. And the initial skill often dictates the future path. - GuyOnTheInternet17dCommented
No it's, "after finishing the new chapters, I searched for more novels to binge read"
After finishing the new chapters I realized it was time to go so I tossed on my shoes, grabbed my things, and left the house in a pretty decent mood. - GuyOnTheInternet18dCommented
Ong that's cray cray Focus on a whole other level
Eight hours had vanished into the night, and yet, Wendy hadn't so much as twitched. How was she accomplishing such a feat? - GuyOnTheInternet18dCommented
Actually brain dead
"Impressive? Hardly. Two years back, Alex Watson himself was a freshman. However, at the awakening ceremony, he was assigned a novel profession: 'teacher.' Such an anomaly had never before been encountered by the academy. Yielding to Alex' insistence, they allowed him to take on the role of an intern teacher. Everyone thought he'd settle into a quiet role as an assistant. - GuyOnTheInternet18dCommented
Negatives cancel out and be has an SSS+ and Alec has an SSS-
"How is this possible? Even the second prince only has (SSS-)-rank talent!" - GuyOnTheInternet18dCommented
Based
"Why should I apologize? It's Sen's fault!" - GuyOnTheInternet18dCommented
Dad has great taste
If I need to explain my mother more; Even though she is in her thirties, she is a woman who managed to make me fall in love with her while her blonde hair was flowing. The fact that her breasts are huge and I can play with them until I get bored eliminates all the anxiety of being reincarnated in this world. If people in this world are immortal or something, I'm even thinking of proposing to my own mother when I grow up. She is a perfect woman in every aspect: blonde hair, yellow eyes, small lips, a tiny nose, delicate white skin, and the beauty mark under her right eye.