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Imagine jumping into a thread you weren't even invited to just to advertise that your attention span is entirely cooked. If reading a few paragraphs is a struggle for you, just say that.
Bro, AI does the work so it's obvious that it will make mistakes. The writing doesn't feel organic and alive it feels like two NPCs in game having a conversation.
You typed out a whole multi-paragraph checklist demanding explanations, so let’s address them since you're begging for a response. You asked, 'Explain how I can learn magic without being obligated to fight for Earth.' Easy. Jonathan Pangborn. He literally went to Kamar-Taj, learned magic to heal his paralyzed legs, and then left to go play basketball and live a regular life. The Ancient One didn’t force him into a contract, and he wasn't 'enslaved' to a cause. You fundamentally do not know the lore of the universe you are arguing about. Your entire premise is dead in the water right there. As for your 'warzone' logic where invaders focus on threats and skip civilians? This isn't a standard military war; it’s an alien/demonic apocalypse. In the Battle of New York, the Chitauri were literally blowing up random office buildings and shooting buses full of civilians before the Avengers even showed up. Civilians don't 'live longer', they die first, defenseless, as collateral damage. You claim you're 'accepting your W and ignoring me,' yet you just wrote a massive text wall crying for my attention and asking me to refute you. Here's your refutation. Take the L and go watch the movie again.
The fact that you had to come back 4 minutes after your first panic-response because you realized 'you are running away' made absolutely zero sense is hilarious. You keep repeating that 'putting yourself in harm's way kills you faster.' Let me explain this to you like you're five, A civilian has no choice. If a sky-portal opens above your house, you are already in harm's way. You can't run fast enough to escape. A sorcerer is the only one who can instantly change their coordinates to a safe dimension. Having magic means you have the tools to leave harm's way. You're trying to argue that being a fragile, slow baseline human makes you safer during an apocalypse than having spatial teleportation. It's an astronomical level of coping. I'm not ignoring your point, your point is just fundamentally broken.
I literally spelled out exactly how a sorcerer survives by using a sling ring to leave the planet while civilians get flattened, and your brain broke so hard you had to pretend I didn't say anything. Blatantly lying about me 'running away' in the replies of a comment where I am actively cooking you is an insane strategy. Go buy some reading glasses, bro. Enjoy your imaginary victory trophy, man. Clearly, reading comprehension wasn't part of your NPC stat sheet.
Writing a whole thesis statement because an internet comment section broke you is a wild strategy. You keep crying that I’m putting words in your mouth, but I’m just holding up a mirror to your own logic. You said you'd 'probably live longer' as an NPC during a cosmic invasion. I proved to you exactly why that's wrong, because a sorcerer can literally use a sling ring to leave the entire planet or hide in the Mirror Dimension, while a civilian is a sitting duck. Instead of addressing that massive flaw in your 'hypothetical,' you completely ducked the point, typed out a list of the roasts that made you mad, and whined about 'real conversations.' You lost the debate three comments ago, bro. Typing more paragraphs won't change the math. Enjoy the NPC life.
Calling me an 'NFT bro' because your logic collapsed is an elite tier level of coping. But let’s address your Dormammu point since you think it’s a checkmate. You're assuming a Sorcerer is trapped on Earth. My guy, Sorcerers have Sling Rings. If Earth is explicitly lost and Dormammu is eating the planet, a Sorcerer can literally open a portal to Xandar, another habitable planet, or a completely different dimension and keep living. They have a literal cosmic escape hatch. You, as a civilian, are physically bound to Earth's crust. Your entire survival strategy relies on the sorcerers winning. If they lose, you die. If they win, you live. You have zero agency, zero control, and zero escape options. You're just a background metric. Nobody said surviving Dormammu would be 'easy.' The point is that a Sorcerer has the tools to fight, protect themselves, hide in the Mirror Dimension, or portal to an entirely different planet if Earth gets destroyed. A civilian has the tools to do... what, exactly? Post a tweet about it? Also, nice backtrack from 'I'll probably live longer' to 'well I didn't say DEFINITELY.' The goalposts are on wheels at this point.
Taking 'mathematically prove' literally just shows how desperately you're grasping at straws. It’s an expression, bro, not an algebra test. When I said mathematically it means a figure of speech, since you want math, here's the formula: Sorcerer with a sling ring > civilian on a couch. And yeah, I deleted my old comment because it wasn't a high-enough quality roast for a take this terrible. I upgraded it. You're welcome. Meanwhile, you claim I'm not addressing your counter-arguments, which is pure projection. I literally asked you how a fragile civilian outlives a reality-warping sorcerer who can effortlessly portal to a safe dimension or hide in the Mirror Realm. You have completely dodged that point for three comments straight because you know your 'civilian survival strategy' is just crossing your fingers and praying. Who's really avoiding the argument here?
Wait, it's fiction?! Hold on, let me call Marvel and tell them to pack it up. No kidding it’s fiction, bro. We’re in a fanfiction comment section.The ultimate desperate retreat. My guy, your original comment literally started with 'If it were me...' You are the one who inserted your real-world self into a fictional scenario. You’re the one who built a whole hypothetical survival strategy around it and trying to mathematically prove you’d 'live longer' as a civilian. But the exact second your imaginary logic gets completely dismantled, you panic and hide behind 'it's just fiction.' That's not a counterargument, it's just a tactical rage-quit because you realized your hypothetical self has the survival instincts of a dodo bird and would get vaporized in chapter one. Next time you don't want your logic tested, don't play the hypothetical game.
You admitting I made good points while trying to tone-police me is hilarious, but we need to talk about you saying you'd 'probably live longer' as a civilian. My brother, if a sorcerer decides to be a coward and survive, they can literally open a portal to a deserted tropical island, chill in the Mirror Dimension, or hide in a pocket realm until the threat passes. They have infinite tools to stay alive. As a 'comfortable NPC,' your survival strategy is literally just crossing your fingers and hoping a skyscraper doesn't fall on your head while you're stuck in traffic. You wouldn't live longer, you'd just die confused and defenseless. But hey, at least you kept it polite. Have a good day!