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Holyhandgrenade

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  • Holyhandgrenade
    Holyhandgrenade20h
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    Nevermind breath all the toxic smoke you want .lol

    Strength: 155 (Affects health, increases attack)
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    Arcane: Champion Witness System
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  • Holyhandgrenade
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    the line between this kindness and gaslighting children is horribly vague.

    One silver coin is just one silver coin, even though Zoran can be a bit irritable and greedy. But Linwin knows the kindness that Zoran has shown him.
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    Arcane: Champion Witness System
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  • Holyhandgrenade
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    good story. you missed a lot of potential for show boating by unleashing everything here and understandably not complicating things with to many other champions, ekkos' perfect endings during 'negotiations' or Caitlyn with a hidden mini pistol aimed at the vulnerable heart would have been obvious participants in the sacred right of mcguffin. lol

    The end.
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    Arcane: Jinx's Symbiotic Virus (Jinx x Male Reader/OC) (Finished)
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  • Holyhandgrenade
    Holyhandgrenade1d
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    not an expert but which of the two is worse probably changes with trauma and how well grounded the victim is

    (A/N: Well, I've never rewritten smut with a first person POV iirc. So if this isn't awesome, I apologize. I tried though. Also, uh, this chapter may be kinda... questionable? Like, I don't think touching someone who you're not in a romantic relationship sexually is by any means right. Even if both parties like each other, it's still not right. But, c'mon, would a jealous Jinx really care? Like, she commits arson as a hobby and who the hell knows how many people die weekly because of her bombs?! I get that murder and r*pe are two different kinds of messed up, but killing someone is a lot worse than r*pe, and I stand by that. Yes, killing and ending someone's life is a lot worse than just assaulting and traumatizing them. You're weird if you think r*pe is worse.
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    Arcane: Jinx's Symbiotic Virus (Jinx x Male Reader/OC) (Finished)
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  • Holyhandgrenade
    Holyhandgrenade1d
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    why does it look like he's wearing the suit backwards?

    However, that was just in appearance. He could clearly feel the connection between himself and the chains. It was like they were a part of himself. An extension of himself. And inside of those flimsy looking chains, he could feel unimaginable power.
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    Arcane: Jinx's Symbiotic Virus (Jinx x Male Reader/OC) (Finished)
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  • Holyhandgrenade
    Holyhandgrenade2d
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    if your going to throw intent based magic on fluids that negate magic protection into an anti-magic character then sterility shouldn't matter either

    -Deadly saliva: their saliva can do two things, give the blessing of the wolf to someone, or infect them with deadly bacteria that could quickly make wounds rot. If a werewolf bites someone, and they want to turn that someone to a werewolf, then it will turn them to a werewolf, but if they just bite someone for the sake of biting, then the opponent will probably die in less than a day.
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    The Witcher: A Werewolf's Journey
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  • Holyhandgrenade
    Holyhandgrenade2d
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    good timing! looks like they let gil off for his crimes but still gave him COVID. lol

    I got covid
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    The Skillful Lockhart
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  • Holyhandgrenade
    Holyhandgrenade2d
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    John, loo, throne? is there a reason we associate royalty and using the restroom

    Seeing that my legs are still unsteady, I move over and sit down on the toilet. My confusion only increases as I want to call the toilet a loo.
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    The Skillful Lockhart
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  • Holyhandgrenade
    Holyhandgrenade3d
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    kill switch control for ranks lower than admins one step below the royals encourages wasted talent and lost progress in order to protect the personal interest of those in control when they use it to hide mistakes from those with access to their switch

    These were the fixed ranks that were determined by will. The common symbiotes can also receive ranks that can be changed by a higher-ranked symbiote, giving them the ability to kill and control lower-ranked ones. It was a necessary trait for the future hierarchy in his society so it could be clearly structured while giving lower-ranked ones an incentive to work hard.
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    Stargate: Harry Potter and Merlin's Legacy
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  • Holyhandgrenade
    Holyhandgrenade3d
    Commented

    funny how if I replace the gou'uld with some random dragon character this becomes so much more pleasant to read albeit still not worth the time

    Harry was unbothered by her treatment of the elf; it was just a slave after all. Why should he care? His past self might have, but he wasn't just Harry Potter anymore. He may not go out of his way to be cruel, but he was a ruler, a god more than any Goa'uld ever was. This was clearly his fate.
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    Stargate: Harry Potter and Merlin's Legacy
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  • Holyhandgrenade
    Holyhandgrenade3d
    Commented

    so much work for a pansy crush with an old style relationship

    Combined with the fact that Osiris's memories were affecting him, he had no idea what would happen to them. But this was their best chance to get out of this unscathed as far as they could.
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    Stargate: Harry Potter and Merlin's Legacy
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  • Holyhandgrenade
    Holyhandgrenade3d
    Commented

    digging so many holes, why did you bother with preset fanfiction characters if you were going to pull something dirty and rather unnecessary like this

    Normally, he would take more time to reconcile his memories, but he didn't have the luxury of time here; unlike him, Pansy didn't learn the mind arts and was in active danger of losing herself to the other Goa'uld Isis. So Harry had to rush and accept any possible side effects that Osiris's memories would bring him.
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    Stargate: Harry Potter and Merlin's Legacy
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  • Holyhandgrenade
    Holyhandgrenade3d
    Commented

    it's sweet of her to be worried but they have a rough past with no meaningful contact, she is currently a guest not employed by harry, and a day or two of making sandwiches with kreature isn't a big reason to trust and by extension be responsible for providing explanations for things you wouldn't feel comfortable telling any random person you see everyday but don't actually know

    Apologize for what? What did he do? He felt once again as if he were back in Hogwarts, where he said something to Hermione that made her upset with him, and he had no idea why. Just this time, with Pansy Parkinson, of all people...
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    Stargate: Harry Potter and Merlin's Legacy
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  • Holyhandgrenade
    Holyhandgrenade3d
    Commented

    how noble, the logic and adult sensibility is definitely a factor but he is rather firm on the chosen one idea where the rest of the wizarding world isn't given a second thought even if they are also all the descendants of the ancients

    She had agreed to help him for free for now as a repayment that she could live here, but she kept her job. Once he had a company running with some income, she would become an employee under him. Although the position wasn't clear yet, Harry had only a rough idea about the business. It was one of his side plans to create some influence and income on Earth for himself. The real action wasn't on Earth, but out in the universe. He wasn't sure what he wanted to accomplish in detail yet. But one thing was sure: he wanted to reclaim the legacy of his ancestors, the Ancients, and make sure that Earth wouldn't be overrun by a random threat from space.
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    Stargate: Harry Potter and Merlin's Legacy
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  • Holyhandgrenade
    Holyhandgrenade3d
    Commented

    instantly skipping so many steps and deconstructing anything into less than dust with a wave instead of yeeting trash into the void is so much more op considering it's a faster albeit small scale version of Thanos power play with half hearted sudo genocide

    With a wave of his hand, Harry transfigured the dead repository into a pile of dust before vanishing the remains into energy. Even magic followed the laws of conservation of energy and mass.
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    Stargate: Harry Potter and Merlin's Legacy
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  • Holyhandgrenade
    Holyhandgrenade4d
    Commented

    holy smokes that was all one chapter.

    "Some kind of extra-dimensional being, perhaps?" Emmett asked.
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    Why not? HP/Twilight
    Book&Literature · burnable
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  • Holyhandgrenade
    Holyhandgrenade5d
    Commented

    swords are rather perilous for both the family jewels and major arteries. lol

    Although he didn't have time to check at the moment, he was almost certain that in India, they use carpets, and in China, they use swords. Well, swords are pretty cool.
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    A FEDERAL ALCHEMIST AT HOGWARTS
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  • Holyhandgrenade
    Holyhandgrenade5d
    Commented

    the eye patch is a symbol of failure to protect yourself, chunnibyo, emotional people with something to hide or a desire to make people think your interesting enough to have secrets, and the hopelessly distractible

    - Huh... Should I keep it like this? It gives an air of mystery, and characters who wear eye patches are usually pretty badass. 
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    A FEDERAL ALCHEMIST AT HOGWARTS
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  • Holyhandgrenade
    Holyhandgrenade6d
    Commented

    a champion from beyond the veil redeems all who oppose him upon a red flash of deaths fury

    I still have no idea what this prophecy will be like. So far, only one reader has written me one, and I'm quite happy with it, but I'd really like more people to give their ideas. I find this fun. 
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  • Holyhandgrenade
    Holyhandgrenade6d
    Commented

    yoink a white truth shaped rabbit out of a black hat and tell Nicholas flamel, THIS IS TRUE ALCHEMY! lol

    - What will you do next, Simon?
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