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OnanMaster1dCommentedReading what clearly was an advertisement, a man was holding a glass of water with the words 'Real Water. Only 99$/Galleon.'- OnanMaster12dCommented
>bonking a regular human... bruhhh. you cant even go 10% out. atom Eve is also hot and she got powars she can handle the D
After all, he needed to release some stress. - OnanMaster13dReplied to Yue21
> And yet he is in one of those stories now. >implying that the universe would not just work against him to correct it if he went rogue and joined the baddies. >you
So yes, choosing the Viltrumite side was obviously the losing option, besides, they were the bad guys, and as has been shown over time, the bad guys always lose. - OnanMaster1mthCommented"We're Mexicans, mijo." I smirked, "The H is silent."
- OnanMaster1mthReplied to Damian0481
its night city dog. they used to it.
"Fuck yeah." - OnanMaster1mthReplied to Death_panda
i heard people call each other Nino and Nano. but that was Spain. idk its 50 years in the future.
The man was sipping his coffee and checking security footage of the night before on fast forward looking for snooping cops, rival gangs, or filthy scavengers, "Right on time, ninos. You two will be working together. I want two cars done by closing. Bonus pay if you get three done." - OnanMaster1mthCommented"Your rocker scene might have a lot of girls, but man three quarters of them are strung out little twigs. The best girls are down at the salon shaking their hips the way God intended. To the sound of the violins and trumpets and a guitar or two." I announced loudly, speaking with my chest like usual.
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Jacinto (is a real name) Jaquito sounds like something from taco bell's 1$ menu
"I can't believe you are doing this to me, mijo!" my mother screamed as I pulled on my boots to go out for the evening, "Tell him Jaquito! Tell him exactly what he is doing!" - OnanMaster1mthCommented
not going full angel rush on them gonks to show them who is the real choom. by doing them Zero while dressed like a joytoy.
I put my skill points into Science, Repair, and Guns mostly, with moderate increases into Medicine, Speech, Barter, and Unarmed. Throwing hands was a great way of dealing with the most aweful sort of people ever created while I grew up... big kids. Replacing Unarmed with Guns was a necessity as I got older as those big kids eventually all started packing iron - usually by the third grade - and until I get the eddies needed to borg up in a sweet chrome body running at people shooting at me to punch them just isn't a winning strategy. - OnanMaster1mthCommentedYou live a normal life. Nothing special. Normal childhood, two parents, two siblings, and a dog. You go to school, finish school, go to high school, then University. After University, you try out different jobs, but nothing seems to fit you. It doesn't matter, you do it anyway, because you have to earn money. No wife, no children and very few friends if you can even call them that.
- OnanMaster2mthReplied to Aurelius04
thanks
"F-f-for my first wish I would like the best parts of Tony Stark and Peter Parker's intelligence and creativity." - OnanMaster2mthReplied to StormCalledRaven
*holds up giant hammer* > This is my war hammer, I call it Hammer. *blasts thunder out of it* > Yeah it can do that too.
My positioning of Fort Fort proved once more… enlightened, my desire to threaten Thaurband placed Fort Thrag north of the Slave City and right in the path of any army coming from Cirith Ungol down into the rich fields of Nurn. Mozu had to put my fortress to siege or else leave us free to ride out and harass him whenever we want. - OnanMaster2mthCommented
> Make your boys gae so they can't steal your women. Smart.
I loved wrestling. Loved freestyle, folkstyle, greco roman, sambo, judo, and jiu jitsu. I was sticking to the later half of that list for the Uruks in consideration of their love of hurting each other. Getting them to stop hurting each other was as simple as making a few examples of the most aggressive among my grapplers, leaving me with a group of guys discovering the joys of manipulating each other's bodies in new and often agonizing ways, safely. - OnanMaster2mthCommented
this is getting quite annoying. it's making me consider dropping this fiction.
''YES, YOU ARE GOING TO DO IT, NOW, you are going to order everyone to surrender and turn in their weapons and lock themselves in their barracks until we have secured this city under our control because it is not a question, IT IS AN ORDER, PAGAN'' I said as I placed my hand on his shoulder and squeezed as hard as I could until I heard him shriek in pain. - OnanMaster2mthCommented
there is no way that they would let the new mercs just get an important position like that. not without knowing their intentions and allegiances.
"Let us charge immediately, Robert could be captured at this moment, you must flank the royalists, Hohenzollern, we will lead the center" said Lord Arryn as he led his knights towards the city. - OnanMaster2mthReplied to APOCALYPTIC_NOVELS
Ariana grande. just google her mate
"Let's go, let's go, you're taking too long." She wined as she pulled my out the door and into the waiting car. The driver came out and opened the door for us, we both thanked him and got in. One 25-minute car ride later we finally arrived at Thea's friend's place, I couldn't remember which one it was. As we got out of the car a family greeted us as we entered through the doorway, I couldn't believe it when they introduced themselves as Mr. and Mrs. Grande. Apparently it was their daughter Ariana's 14th birthday and she had invited Thea to her party. After we politely exchanged greetings Ariana came out and dragged Thea away, but not before getting me to promise that I'd stick around for a bit. - OnanMaster2mthReplied to Aurelius04
one is a human genius, another one is a Genius out of an Alien race where everyone born in it is a genius on itself. so the distinction is clear.
"F-f-for my first wish I would like the best parts of Tony Stark and Peter Parker's intelligence and creativity." - OnanMaster2mthReplied to Heavens_Equal
that sounds like something a ROB would like to be called.
"And before you ask, yes I can read your mind and yes I am the figure my children call God, though I do like that new name you children have come up for me, R.O.B." Mr. Raymond stood frozen, his mouth wide open, unable to comprehend what he had just heard. This was God, what was he supposed to say to him/her/it, he didn't even know how to address the creator, or act in front of him for that matter.