Ik u never had a gf or a talking stage by ur comment
"Come and visit you?, your place isn't far from here anyway. The cafeteria here is just average. It doesn't taste as good as the food you make, so I want to come back and taste your cooking!"
"You are scared?" I asked the terrified fellow. "Good, you should be. Now help your friends and get them home, change your ways and get a job at least. If I see any of you mugging anyone, then I'll take a limb."