Defective_Jukebox
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Defective_Jukebox1yrCommentedDon't blame you, Yuri is the best.
Lycoris Recoil: If you like Yuri (If you haven't noticed, I really like Yuri) then this is a decent enough anime. Cool premise, excellent characters.- Defective_Jukebox1yrCommentedKyoka sighed, before pulling out a pistol and pointing at my head. Her eyes were wide, and she looked deranged. "I. Said. Pack. You are MINE! Not some old dirtbag who is going to lose his job soon. Come on Kat, we had so much fun when we were together. Why are you fighting me now?"
- Defective_Jukebox1yrCommented"Hey Eric, what taking you so long? HOLY HELL, THEY'RE ALL DEAD." The second guard did not delay his arrival. The sound of footsteps filled the hallway. Aurora faintly remembered having other chambers similar to her own.
- Defective_Jukebox1yrCommented"Well, well, well. I've been looking for you all day, and here you are, practically on the ground begging for forgiveness after how our spar ended."
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"What we've got here is... failure to communicate."
Again, she hears her name, but nobody is present. Listening to the voice, she hears it coming from the chest of drawers by the bed. Given the lack of mobility in her legs, she drags herself forward, pulls herself up and opens the top one. Looking inside, expecting so see a phone or walkie talkie, all she finds is a crystal ball. The ball is gorgeous and perfectly symmetrical, but this beauty is marred by a green tinge in the centre of the sphere. Mesmerised, she takes hold of it and brings it closer to her face, gazing at the green imperfection, which she notices is swirling in the centre of the ball. - Defective_Jukebox1yrCommented
He doesn't need any cheat skills, for the Emperor protects.
"So that is it, no status, no level, no crazy cheat skills but just inventory and appraisal. Still, I'm a superhuman now so I will manage somehow." - Defective_Jukebox1yrCommentedCall me a psycho, an insane woman, or whatever. I don't care. If someone actually celebrates my fucking death, no matter the context, I am going to kill them.
- Defective_Jukebox1yrCommentedThe pointy part of the system stared at the cute love-shaped fruit. For some reason, he was reminded of a certain creature's red bottom of Earth.
- Defective_Jukebox1yrCommented"From what I'm seeing, you're the one who needs the diagnosis."
- Defective_Jukebox1yrCommented"…. At this point, you can tell me you soloed the level 35 Necron Hollows and I'll believe it."
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No one tell Kislev or they'll be coming for this dungeon.
'The [Leader Class] title will probably give it some Ice resistance, not to mention the fact that it is an Ice Elemental Bear.' Shiro thought while she looked at its hulking figure. - Defective_Jukebox1yrCommentedThe Bear seemed to sense danger as it wanted to turn around and fight the danger. However, the spear was already travelling up its ass.
- Defective_Jukebox1yrCommented'If they try to 'eat' me, freezing their crotch and crushing them should do the trick.' Shiro thought with slight humour but understood the consequences of being caught when she is still weak.
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Well, it's better than nowhere.
I nod while he continues. "Just remember that I'm out here waiting for you, so don't dilly dally. Oh," he snaps his fingers, "and welcome to the city of Somewhere." - Defective_Jukebox1yrCommentedThe quasi-giant chuckles. "This is why I chose you, such an unusual reaction. The person I summoned just ten minutes ago, Terra time, started screaming about how they couldn't be dead, and that they had so much to do." They snort. "I got so irritated that I sent them to the world of Goblin Slayer as a woman with a cocky attitude."
- Defective_Jukebox1yrCommentedJust then, a shadow covers me, and I look up and see something rapidly falling towards me. Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a truck falling towards me, nose first.
- Defective_Jukebox2yrCommented
So, an attractive man looking at Warhammer models, got ya.
The author hasn't figured out the late-game prices yet, so you'll have to just imagine a very attractive man getting very butthurt at very expensive items. - Defective_Jukebox2yrCommented
Guardsmen walking up to the view of Chaos, Orks, and Tyranids.
Reaching behind me with my remaining arm, I grasped what I supposed to use to break through the fortifications of the Chaos Marines based on this planet...'Shame we didn't know they were currently fighting Orks and that the Orks were fighting Tyranids,' I glared at the Hive Tyrant lapping up my blood, 'We were dropped right into a fucking death trap.' - Defective_Jukebox2yrCommentedHe looked at Jin, "I'll want an ability that allows me to manipulate others; and sovereign over it all. Force others into doing my bidding, and ensure that there is not a single person who could stand in my way," he smiled softly.
- Defective_Jukebox2yrCommented
There's only one thing to do with that thief.
"Beautiful girl, kneel down, open your mouth, and suck me. If your blowjob is satisfactory, I can consider letting you live and being my sex slave. Otherwise, I will beat you to death here and now!" In reality, it was not the first time that this bald thief did this kind of thing. Playing in daylight, raping women, and destroying families was something he had done countless times.