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Steele2yrCommented[insert brutality here]
The first guard nodded. He was about to push Han Xiao away when, suddenly, Han Xiao grabbed hold of his wrist and stabbed the second guard in the chin with a knife. The knife pierced all the way into the guard's brain.- Steele2yrReplied to Dragon_God123She said in an anxious, anticipative and tempted manner, "This is such a wonderful experience… Yes, I have always been hoping that something like this would happen. I mean—I like mysteries and supernatural miracles. No, my point is—what I mean is that, Sir, what can I do to become a Beyonder?"
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if all else fails, there's always psychological manipulation. got it
Exploit the psychological state of the others to gain the greatest advantage for himself! - Steele2yrCommented
Well lightweight doesn't always equate to a speed boost now doesn't it. It's still a hunk of metal at the end of the day
Stat Bonus: -3 Speed - Steele2yrCommented
Guess even the gods need their own tech support 🤷🏽♂️
"Um, can you give me a minute?" the Harem God asked in an awkward manner. "I'll just contact Customer Service and ask what's going on." - Steele2yrCommented
if this is considered breakfast in the UK then I am severely disappointed
"Muffins and eel soup make the perfect combination!" - Steele2yrCommented
!?
It will scare children! - Steele2yrCommented
At least he wasn't a keyboard warrior
As a qualified keyboard politician, keyboard historian, keyboard economist, keyboard biologist, and keyboard folklorist, he had always deemed himself as 'knowing something of everything.' Of course, his best buddy would often mock him as 'only knowing a little of everything.' - Steele2yrCommented
shoutout to benson. so inspirational
With Klein Moretti's family situation, even a kerosene lamp was a dream, much less a gas lamp. Using candles was most apt for their standing and stature. However, back when he burned the midnight oil four years ago to be admitted into Khoy University, his elder brother, Benson, felt that it was an important matter which their family's future depended upon. Therefore, he insisted on creating conducive studying conditions for Klein even if it meant taking on debt. - Steele2yrCommented
Ah yes, the biggest two guarantees in life. Death and taxes
"Everyone will die, including me." - Steele2yrReplied to The_Celestial_King
same here, hope I can take some inspiration from this story ^-^
Painful! - Steele2yrCommented
Note to self: don't trust anime profile pictures
The cute loli was nowhere to be seen. Instead, a midget with a wrinkled face, and big nose was staring back at him. The midget smiled and Willliam could see the three teeth that were sticking out of her gums. One tooth on the top and two on the bottom. - Steele2yrCommented
the wha-
As if reading his thoughts, Gavin nodded his head. "This stall belongs to the Loli Goddess, Lily." - Steele2yrCommented
I mean... she's technically right tho
"You see that, William?" Lulu smirked. "An apple a day keeps everyone away, if you throw it hard enough!" - Steele2yrCommented
I have no clue why but she kinda sounded like a sassy black lady saying that
"You bastard, how dare you lie in front of the children?!" A beautiful woman wearing a "tree hat" filled with small apples roared in anger. "How dare you call yourself the most amazing Patron God in this temple? Boy, forget that lame man. Come here and choose me as your patron God." - Steele2yrCommented
Are you my alarm every morning? Because I wish you'd just shut up for once 😍
"I was wondering if you were an artist because you were so good at drawing me in." - Steele2yrCommented
Well that just sounds like the most painful migraine I've ever heard
Eh? Why doesn't it seem to hurt as much as before? But why does it still feel like a blunt knife is slicing through my brains… - Steele2yrCommented
F
That is the number of times my heart pulsed inside my body, before I gave it away. I, who had lived a painful, yet happy, life had many regrets and among those regrets was to die… a virgin!