Michael_Starodub
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Michael_Starodub21dCommentedDid Han De literally forget that he is Nascent Soul right now?
The more likely scenario is that she is one of those cultivators that use sexual techniques to rob the cultivation of others. Since she is an Immortal Realm expert already, a Core Formation guy like me won't be able to satisfy her. But, she must have many junior sisters in her sect practicing the same arts... Which means…'- Michael_Starodub3mthCommented
Justice for pineapple on pizza!!!
That's how we wound up with dinner. And how I also wound up making the startling discovery that pineapple pizza wasn't that bad actually. And that I would no longer be believing in any kind of social norms after being egregiously lied to like that. - Michael_Starodub1yrCommented
"the other absolute love of my life" "Ash?" "No, the other, other absolute love of my life"
"Is it?" She fired back. "Okay, alright - then tell me. What… or who on earth can be more important than the absolute love of your life in the new year's?" - Michael_Starodub1yrCommented
oreos are, unquestionably, more important than saying hello
A packet of oreos fell onto the floor with an ugly splat, and on an even sourer note, I then heard an aggravated groan filling the silence in the air. I suppose oreos are more important than your hello's, huh? - Michael_Starodub1yrCommented
technically, all raccoons are life-sized
It stared for a moment, it blinked for a second, before it decidedly decided to continue doing what it did before I so rudely barged in… which was stealing. Now, either a life-sized raccoon somehow got into my snacks, or whoever I was seeing and watching pile chocolate biscuits high in their arms was really there… in which case… - Michael_Starodub1yrCommented"In sickness and in health, Amanda," I interjected, a lack of patience already spurring, brushing my lips onto hers. "I'm yours."
- Michael_Starodub1yrReplied to Ray_ne
hate to one-up your correction, but that is a quotation mark, not an apostrophe ;)
"Like it?" Amanda's jaw slackened, almost as if deeply offended by such a vile accusation. You… do you even have any idea how much I…? This - I was already so delighted, so happy with just the drawing, the letter you wrote! And then you… you just had to up your game… you just needed to be the best thing that I… that I ever…" - Michael_Starodub1yrCommented
Yet?
"Not proposing yet, in case you're getting any weird ideas," I muttered, slowly and carefully guiding the silver band through the tip of her ring finger. "This is just… well… you know what this is already…" - Michael_Starodub1yrCommented
it wasn't as (insert adjective here) as she made it look
Now it was my turn to fulfill her role, to be the one laughing, the one loving, to be the one overwhelming without relent… and honestly, it wasn't as she made it look. - Michael_Starodub1yrCommented
for those unfamiliar, Heaven's Gate was the name of an infamous suicide cult active in America in the 1970s
'Heaven's Gate?' Han De cursed in his mind. 'Sounds ominous.' - Michael_Starodub1yrCommented
welp, there goes my respect for Yu Xian /s
'No wonder Han De dual cultivates with her…' Thought Yu Xian, unaware of the reactions his thoughts would produce if he said them out loud. - Michael_Starodub1yrCommented
in a weird way, seeing Ning Bi power through this illusion really makes me respect for Yu Xian getting as far as he did
Was this the Power of Warp mentioned by Han De? Did she grasp it that quickly? As far as Yu Xian knew, the girl named Ning Bi was talented, as evident from the cultivation base of her real body. Reaching the Core Formation realm at the age of 13 couldn't be considered a small accomplishment, even if she had the support and resources from higher beings. - Michael_Starodub1yrCommentedMore like belongs in the… never mind.
- Michael_Starodub1yrCommented"It's over 9000…" Whispered Yu Xian.
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The working name for the sect is just *chef's kiss*
The word Imperium was just… too un-Xianxia! How could it compare to something like Ancient Divine Heavenly Six Reversals Violet Threshold Sect?! A working title, perhaps, but one that caught the essence of Xianxia! - Michael_Starodub1yrCommented
Nameless Horror indeed
Jin Shu gently put the newly born creature on the ground. "It" feebly tried to crawl away with its limbs, only to make screeching sounds after repeated failures. Jin Shu lightly tapped on its main body, and half of the eighteen limbs enlarged and elongated, giving the "it" the necessary strength to crawl away at a surprising speed. - Michael_Starodub1yrCommented
*your
I raised my brows. "Hey, if you're secret fetish is being ignored by me, then by all means - " - Michael_Starodub1yrCommented
Simp
"She's perfect…" the director said in a falter, falling to his knees and staring down at his trembling palms. "She's completely and utterly perfect…" - Michael_Starodub1yrCommented
Note the sudden change in thought process. Very interesting
'Either there is a bug in the System, or the Syst-' - Michael_Starodub1yrCommented
I nearly cheered out loud to this
"...I do not think that with you."