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DRUNK_IMMORTAL1mthReplied to SynBen28they want blood benders for themselves they want him to work for them teach them
"Hey, don't you really know why I'm so exceptional, why they keep me in such conditions? Why I'm given water in minimal amounts, less than what any human needs to survive, why I'm kept over lava, why it's strictly forbidden for anyone to approach my stone cage, and even you are strictly prohibited from approaching my stone cage?" I asked, rising and approaching the thick stone grille.- DRUNK_IMMORTAL1mthCommented
that's our generation as parents 🤣
"Comes great parental excitement" his mother ended. - DRUNK_IMMORTAL4mthReplied to insatiableinsanity
- DRUNK_IMMORTAL1yrCommented
That may be truck kun hand, the truck hand 🖐️
[A/N: Raining Truck-Kuns. That is a scary sight.] - DRUNK_IMMORTAL1yrReplied to System_Host
Ok so i wish for your things to be Mine, and god give me those, are they Mine now
With these gifts, Raylan didn't have to live his life on the edge or become unreasonably paranoid about every little thing. All the tricks and plans of his enemies against him would become meaningless in front of his absolute power. - DRUNK_IMMORTAL2yrReplied to StuckInTheInternet
No it's not Chinese nor the author is Chinese .
"yo James look what I found" the mob said as he wave towards the mob in front of the cashier "well isn't that a fine peace of ass" James said as he looked towards Adam. Adam was right now at the age of 18 to 19 and he looked so goodlooking that a lot of women and gay men wanna fuck him. Lucky Adam he founded a gay for himself. *I am fucking unlucky, where are the heroes when you need one, save my ass somebody*Adam thought as he looked towards James who greedily looked towards his body. - DRUNK_IMMORTAL2yrCommented
Me toooo[img=faceslap][img=faceslap][img=faceslap]
[Immortal God][Level: 99,999]--[I thought I had Nigh-Absolute Immortality. What a fucking scam. Refund. I want a refund!!!] - DRUNK_IMMORTAL2yrCommented
I have Excalibur
"I have a sword in my heart" - DRUNK_IMMORTAL2yrCommented
How bad can someone's luck be first you die from. A homemade vodka then from a pill your dad brought.
I always knew I was smart, but giving a stupid child brain enhancement pills was one of my best ideas I ever had! - DRUNK_IMMORTAL2yrCommented
Don't worry fellow comrades, your advice I have taken from your expirence will help me with my brother .I salute you for your sacrifice
Well anyway, at first I and my wife were really worried; Eiji, our son, was a bit slow and not considered very smart...he was one of the kids who would eat glue if you didn't pay attention to him for even a second. - DRUNK_IMMORTAL2yrCommented
That right there is protagnist level luck
I just stood there doing nothing, while others fought at the front-lines, and when this whole thing ended I was suddenly promoted to Chunin?! - DRUNK_IMMORTAL2yrCommented
Getting chick's too
If he met Tony Stark in the future, even Tony's armor would be available for download since the system would classify Tony's armor as a skill. - DRUNK_IMMORTAL2yrCommented
I thought it was suck us back for a second there
As I look back up to Odin he says. "Heimdall sends us back." - DRUNK_IMMORTAL2yrCommented
Dead pool team name just got stollen
"Welcome to the X-Force, Raven." Damian said, clenching his fist. - DRUNK_IMMORTAL2yrReplied to Librarian_2023
Mr. Krill in why don't you give 18 to me you are old now. I'll take good care of her😉
"I am sorry, but I can't do that." The answer would be the same even if impulse didn't send him on the mission to get close to her, and that's because he has taken an interest in the entity in her. "As I said, I have taken an interest in you." - DRUNK_IMMORTAL2yrCommented
Odin
The beggar was an elderly man, who wore a set of old clothes and an eye patch, in his left eye. - DRUNK_IMMORTAL2yrCommentedCh 2 2: New Good Life
- DRUNK_IMMORTAL2yrReplied to Papa_Chef
Me too
Looking around I really don't recognize anything. 'I don' t recall getting drunk enough to end up someplace I don't know. I remember spending the last few days rewatching Fairy Tail, which I finished last night and then went to bed early. So what the hell happened?'