Universal_dude
Some Random Ass Dude Getting Through His Day. DON'T READ THE SHIT I WROTE! IT'S CRINGEY AS HELL!
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Universal_dude7mthCommentedLarz slammed his axe down, a huge cloud of smoke filling the area as she shouted in rage from the pain of his pierced thighs.- Universal_dude7mthReplied to Argumus
If they have the same last name, they ain't in the game
The truth was that Vincent wasn't "born" at all; he was found by Verda and her husband, John, inside a high-ranking dungeon classified for only Dungeon Lords to enter. - Universal_dude7mthCommented"Finally.... after 12 years of grooming him, it's time for payment!" She murmured with a trembling voice.
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Please don't be 'Bama, Please don't be 'Bama
—|Vincent: 'Nah, that's silly. The cute little Felia would never be so insane! Oh, it's time to see my cute sister! Haha, tomorrow I will get the Dungeon scout rank! Haha, today is great….' - Universal_dude1yrCommented
I mean it's only 3-4 inches deep, 5 at most.
Despite Gu Lin's erotic voice, her son's cock knocked repeatedly on her uterus. - Universal_dude1yrCommented
~Mary on a cross~
"MAAAAAAAAAAARIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" - Universal_dude1yrCommented
A tribe of children?
I smile wryly at the sudden promotion. Looks like I'm ready to lead my own tribe. - Universal_dude1yrCommented'Damn, why did this redneck have to show up?' Elijah's anger reached the clouds.
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I know right. My friend got kicked in the balls pretty softly, but it looked like he got the soul kicked out of him.
"YOU. Will. Pay. for. this," Hugo said with gritted teeth while holding his balls. - Universal_dude1yrPosted
Yeah, not too proud of this story. I kinda got tired of having to write chapter after chapter after getting home from club sports and college work. But, since the year is over I'm going to start trying to write chapters again. I'm going to try to produce 1 chapter per week starting June 4th. Thank you for reading my cringey story.
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I know I'm not the only person to sing this song in my head and hear Jeanie's voice.
Quick before the explosions comes" - Universal_dude1yrCommented
Noted. Time to start a book on different monstergirls and their preferences
Theory confirmed. Wood Elves are anal sluts. - Universal_dude2yrReplied to DuhLion
Jail is just another room
Sirgia is slim, not to an extent of it being unhealthy, but amongst most of the dwarven subraces, she can be considered skinny. And while she might not be completely flat, her chest is definitely on the smaller size. Somewhere between A and B cups or something. The small, perky mounds are still quite distinct thanks to the fact that she's braless. - Universal_dude2yrReplied to
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Sirgia is slim, not to an extent of it being unhealthy, but amongst most of the dwarven subraces, she can be considered skinny. And while she might not be completely flat, her chest is definitely on the smaller size. Somewhere between A and B cups or something. The small, perky mounds are still quite distinct thanks to the fact that she's braless. - Universal_dude2yrCommentedEach one of them has at least 50 million soldiers.
- Universal_dude2yrCommented''RAA!'' He heard The Muscular Karabu's angry-sounding shout.
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Cougar
"Ah?! Alexis! Why did you tell him? It's so much fun when they find out in practice..." Rebecca said, looking lewdly at the half-wolf.