DaoOfLewdness
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Thy shall spread the art of Lewd to All and so on it shall spread on Everything i do or say, is for comedy's sake, for myself.
2021-03-23 JoinedU.S. Virgin Islands
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DaoOfLewdness1mthReplied to The_UnrecordedI'm so sorry, this was me two years ago and yes. i do feel embarrassed 😭
"You think I didn't notice? I'm his mother! Tell us, son. That ointment will only work on the smallest scrapes and cuts. No matter what the cost, we can hire a healing mage in case you are hurting anywhere inside. Those kinds of wounds shouldn't be ignored at all."- DaoOfLewdness2mthReplied to Auther_Uchiha
it's passively active i think
The thief grunted as he took the blow, Myles was about to taunt him when the man fired another blast, but Myles ducked under it and landed a kick on Snart's leg. Myles dodged Leonard's initial shots with his blaster, but he wasn't expecting Snart to freeze the entire floor of the bank. The sudden slipperiness caught Myles off guard, and he nearly fell as he tried to regain his footing. Snart used the opportunity to fire a shot from his cold gun, but Myles managed to dodge it just in time. - DaoOfLewdness3mthCommented
just make that castle from justice league dark while ur at it. makw Zatanna
Taking a quick look around, I checked my surroundings to see if anyone was looking in my direction. Raising two fingers, I then drew them in a circle in the middle of the door as I channeled some magic. Once I was finished the door rippled as if it was made of water. Smiling at a job well done, I checked over my shoulder one more time before strolling through the door as if I owned the place. Actually, I should start thinking as if I owned the place. I didn't have much time left and if this works out; then this bowling alley would be my new place of residence even if I had to magic the hell out of everything. Also as a side note, living out of a place like this would be far better than living out of a magical trunk, even if I wanted to make one for traveling. - DaoOfLewdness3mthReplied to MightBeGayPS. Enjoy being an Archmage… Remember 72 hours…
- DaoOfLewdness3mthCommented
if you don't want the sun's. What about mine?
My heart jumped into my throat as I fell out of bed and smashed my face into the ground. With a groan, I rolled over onto my back and then groaned some more as the sun decided to slap his vitamin D in my face. - DaoOfLewdness3mthCommented
the colours are just better
But for the moment there was nothing I could do, after all I didn't even know what part of the planet I was in. All I could do in this situation was sleep and try to tidy up my memories and above all preserve enough of my humanity, which I could already feel slipping away with every passing second before I even thought about getting out of this lousy lab. - DaoOfLewdness3mthReplied to InZodwetrust
I'm guessing he sub consciously used his X ray vision. or im guessing he has it because he has krytonian genes or sum
My entire old body had been replaced by broad shoulders, defined pecs, and figure-eight abs. Biceps that would put Olympic champions to shame, forearms like steel beams encased in a leather sheath, and a semi-armor that for some reason looked very familiar... - DaoOfLewdness3mthCommented
I'm guessing it's a saiyan body so yada yada the body stays longer yada yada
"First, we discovered a higher metabolism than any human, unnaturally high cerebral activity around its amygdala, pituitary gland and hippocampus. But the subject also exhibited remarkable bone density, muscle density, skin strength, as well as having a very impressive ratio of motor units to muscle fiber recruitment." - DaoOfLewdness3mthReplied to IAmCompletelyLost
Us Both
Dr. Hamilton was many things, a scientist, a genius, a man who pushed the boundaries of science whenever he could to achieve his goals. It was he who had used cloning technology to its fullest potential, it was he who had created Supergirl's clone and made it a viable weapon. - DaoOfLewdness3mthCommented
for everyone confused
The thief grunted as he took the blow, Myles was about to taunt him when the man fired another blast, but Myles ducked under it and landed a kick on Snart's leg. Myles dodged Leonard's initial shots with his blaster, but he wasn't expecting Snart to freeze the entire floor of the bank. The sudden slipperiness caught Myles off guard, and he nearly fell as he tried to regain his footing. Snart used the opportunity to fire a shot from his cold gun, but Myles managed to dodge it just in time. - DaoOfLewdness3mthReplied to killua32829The thief grunted as he took the blow, Myles was about to taunt him when the man fired another blast, but Myles ducked under it and landed a kick on Snart's leg. Myles dodged Leonard's initial shots with his blaster, but he wasn't expecting Snart to freeze the entire floor of the bank. The sudden slipperiness caught Myles off guard, and he nearly fell as he tried to regain his footing. Snart used the opportunity to fire a shot from his cold gun, but Myles managed to dodge it just in time.
- DaoOfLewdness3mthCommented
also his cold aura or sum that makes u slow asf
As soon as Leonard Snart revealed himself, Myles knew he was in for a tough fight. Snart had a reputation as one of the most dangerous thieves in Central City, and his cold gun made him a formidable opponent. Myles knew that he would have to be careful with this man, this was the cw version and this man wouldn't hesitate to get everyone involve. - DaoOfLewdness3mthCommented
it's currently 16:18
"Show time," Myles muttered. - DaoOfLewdness3mthReplied to Yuri_Nasc
you cannot defeat me.
" That's it I know what I need, Tracer's time travel-jet, I'm going to move forward in time using the Schrodinger cat concept and time travel via the speedforce to access teleportation." - DaoOfLewdness3mthReplied to The_Eldritch_Troll
sounds like a pick up line he'd use
"Well, well, well," he says, his voice booming. "Good to see you've come to your senses, Ms. Sans Souci," Eiling says, his voice full of arrogance. "Now let's get you back to the lab where we can start studying your powers and make America great again." - DaoOfLewdness3mthReplied to Yuri_Nasc
SMASH
" That's it I know what I need, Tracer's time travel-jet, I'm going to move forward in time using the Schrodinger cat concept and time travel via the speedforce to access teleportation." - DaoOfLewdness3mthCommented
that's what she said
Eobard groaned and tried to get up, but Myles kicked him back down. "Don't get up just yet. We're not finished." - DaoOfLewdness3mthReplied to Daoist_Medvih
smash
Oliver placed a hand on Barry's shoulder. "Listen, we all make mistakes. What makes us heroes is how we bounce back from those mistakes. You're too hard on yourself. You can't beat yourself up over this. Every hero makes mistakes. It's how you handle them that defines you." - DaoOfLewdness3mthCommented
ima just imagine drunk hei
In fact the first thing Tom did after the waking up was take a shower and give himself a shave, though he regretted he couldn't shave his hairs as they were unkempt but the black locks that washed over his eyes seemed to add a charm to his face, or maybe this was the effect of Persuasion. - DaoOfLewdness3mthCommented
GET THESE TWO POTARO EARINGS RIGHT NOW
This just makes me angry. One of them leaves the people in fear, that they do not even hear his name, and the other leaves the people in a listless state, that they do not even remember their names. And both of them seem to be best of friends with how close they had been seen helping each other.