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DaoOfLewdness

DaoOfLewdness

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Thy shall spread the art of Lewd to All and so on it shall spread on Everything i do or say, is for comedy's sake, for myself.

2021-03-23 JoinedU.S. Virgin Islands
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  • DaoOfLewdness
    DaoOfLewdness1mth
    Replied to King_Had3s

    and?

    Either way, I'm dead…so what now?
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    Multiversal: The Shop
    Anime & Comics · Charlottes
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  • DaoOfLewdness
    DaoOfLewdness1mth
    Replied to gracer_gamer

    thanks for replying to my then about Month old comment, i forgot why i said ughh, was probably on my period

    The clothes ended up looking really good on him due to his muscular and well-toned body.
    altalt
    Reborn as a SCP
    Fantasy · lazylizard
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  • DaoOfLewdness
    DaoOfLewdness1mth
    Replied to King_Had3s

    i read underage 😭😭😭😭

    Either way, I'm dead…so what now?
    altalt
    Multiversal: The Shop
    Anime & Comics · Charlottes
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  • DaoOfLewdness
    DaoOfLewdness2mth
    Replied to Kurotora

    i think they meant sh#t

    He took a sit and let himself sink comfortably into his cozy couch, reached for the remote and turned on the TV.
    altalt
    VECTOR IN DC
    Anime & Comics · Maverick_DaSupreme
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  • DaoOfLewdness
    DaoOfLewdness2mth
    Replied to IMPAiLER

    I'd still hit even if i was in marvel

    Many wanted to check up on him but he refused their offer and told them he was doing fine and just putting the pieces together and would heal on his own time. Half of those calls were him just lying through his teeth to reduce the cringe he felt every time someone he was supposed to know called and he had to explain his predicament. Hopefully his predecessor didn't have any ongoing current relationship with a girl because that was a conversation he didn't want to have anytime soon. Awkward would have been an understatement.
    altalt
    VECTOR IN DC
    Anime & Comics · Maverick_DaSupreme
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  • DaoOfLewdness
    DaoOfLewdness2mth
    Replied to ven_ren

    Yeah we should kill bruce wayne before he turns into the Hulk

    Upon arrival at my doorstep, there's one thing I'm still pondering on even while still on the taxi, which was what DC verse in particular am I currently residing so I'd know just how fucked I actually am.
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    VECTOR IN DC
    Anime & Comics · Maverick_DaSupreme
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  • DaoOfLewdness
    DaoOfLewdness2mth
    Replied to Lone_Philosopher

    same shi, i could have gold/artifacts worth millions in euros, pound, us dollars, ect.

    And my family happens to be great with almost limitless resources, a million dollars is like a penny to us.
    altalt
    Multiversal: The Shop
    Anime & Comics · Charlottes
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  • DaoOfLewdness
    DaoOfLewdness2mth
    Replied to Deadrule_vivek

    I'm a girl now. so what?

    Either way, I'm dead…so what now?
    altalt
    Multiversal: The Shop
    Anime & Comics · Charlottes
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  • DaoOfLewdness
    DaoOfLewdness2mth
    Replied to Z_Ril

    why are you showing a gif of an empty wwe ring?

    She had a very soothing voice which could actually help a patient relax as she spoke or maybe I was still woozy from everything that was happening. I was still observing her when I noticed that she just called me Tom, which was quite strange to me because my name was John. I nevertheless remained silent because I was still very confused and trying to get a grasp on my current condition.
    altalt
    VECTOR IN DC
    Anime & Comics · Maverick_DaSupreme
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  • DaoOfLewdness
    DaoOfLewdness7mth
    Replied to The_Unrecorded

    I'm so sorry, this was me two years ago and yes. i do feel embarrassed 😭

    "You think I didn't notice? I'm his mother! Tell us, son. That ointment will only work on the smallest scrapes and cuts. No matter what the cost, we can hire a healing mage in case you are hurting anywhere inside. Those kinds of wounds shouldn't be ignored at all."
    altalt
    World Domination System
    Fantasy · KillerHemboy
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  • DaoOfLewdness
    DaoOfLewdness8mth
    Replied to Auther_Uchiha

    it's passively active i think

    The thief grunted as he took the blow, Myles was about to taunt him when the man fired another blast, but Myles ducked under it and landed a kick on Snart's leg. Myles dodged Leonard's initial shots with his blaster, but he wasn't expecting Snart to freeze the entire floor of the bank. The sudden slipperiness caught Myles off guard, and he nearly fell as he tried to regain his footing. Snart used the opportunity to fire a shot from his cold gun, but Myles managed to dodge it just in time.
    altalt
    Tachyon: Rise to villainy
    Anime & Comics · StoryCraft
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  • DaoOfLewdness
    DaoOfLewdness9mth
    Commented

    just make that castle from justice league dark while ur at it. makw Zatanna

    Taking a quick look around, I checked my surroundings to see if anyone was looking in my direction. Raising two fingers, I then drew them in a circle in the middle of the door as I channeled some magic. Once I was finished the door rippled as if it was made of water. Smiling at a job well done, I checked over my shoulder one more time before strolling through the door as if I owned the place. Actually, I should start thinking as if I owned the place. I didn't have much time left and if this works out; then this bowling alley would be my new place of residence even if I had to magic the hell out of everything. Also as a side note, living out of a place like this would be far better than living out of a magical trunk, even if I wanted to make one for traveling.
    altalt
    I Cast Fist
    Anime & Comics · BigToFu
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  • DaoOfLewdness
    DaoOfLewdness9mth
    Replied to MightBeGay
    PS. Enjoy being an Archmage… Remember 72 hours…
    altalt
    I Cast Fist
    Anime & Comics · BigToFu
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  • DaoOfLewdness
    DaoOfLewdness9mth
    Commented

    if you don't want the sun's. What about mine?

    My heart jumped into my throat as I fell out of bed and smashed my face into the ground. With a groan, I rolled over onto my back and then groaned some more as the sun decided to slap his vitamin D in my face.
    altalt
    I Cast Fist
    Anime & Comics · BigToFu
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  • DaoOfLewdness
    DaoOfLewdness9mth
    Commented

    the colours are just better

    But for the moment there was nothing I could do, after all I didn't even know what part of the planet I was in. All I could do in this situation was sleep and try to tidy up my memories and above all preserve enough of my humanity, which I could already feel slipping away with every passing second before I even thought about getting out of this lousy lab.
    altalt
    Rewrite! DC: True Power of Ancient Saiyan
    Anime & Comics · Demon_King22
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  • DaoOfLewdness
    DaoOfLewdness9mth
    Replied to InZodwetrust

    I'm guessing he sub consciously used his X ray vision. or im guessing he has it because he has krytonian genes or sum

    My entire old body had been replaced by broad shoulders, defined pecs, and figure-eight abs. Biceps that would put Olympic champions to shame, forearms like steel beams encased in a leather sheath, and a semi-armor that for some reason looked very familiar...
    altalt
    Rewrite! DC: True Power of Ancient Saiyan
    Anime & Comics · Demon_King22
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  • DaoOfLewdness
    DaoOfLewdness9mth
    Commented

    I'm guessing it's a saiyan body so yada yada the body stays longer yada yada

    "First, we discovered a higher metabolism than any human, unnaturally high cerebral activity around its amygdala, pituitary gland and hippocampus. But the subject also exhibited remarkable bone density, muscle density, skin strength, as well as having a very impressive ratio of motor units to muscle fiber recruitment."
    altalt
    Rewrite! DC: True Power of Ancient Saiyan
    Anime & Comics · Demon_King22
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  • DaoOfLewdness
    DaoOfLewdness9mth
    Replied to IAmCompletelyLost

    Us Both

    Dr. Hamilton was many things, a scientist, a genius, a man who pushed the boundaries of science whenever he could to achieve his goals. It was he who had used cloning technology to its fullest potential, it was he who had created Supergirl's clone and made it a viable weapon.
    altalt
    Rewrite! DC: True Power of Ancient Saiyan
    Anime & Comics · Demon_King22
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  • DaoOfLewdness
    DaoOfLewdness9mth
    Commented

    for everyone confused

    The thief grunted as he took the blow, Myles was about to taunt him when the man fired another blast, but Myles ducked under it and landed a kick on Snart's leg. Myles dodged Leonard's initial shots with his blaster, but he wasn't expecting Snart to freeze the entire floor of the bank. The sudden slipperiness caught Myles off guard, and he nearly fell as he tried to regain his footing. Snart used the opportunity to fire a shot from his cold gun, but Myles managed to dodge it just in time.
    altalt
    Tachyon: Rise to villainy
    Anime & Comics · StoryCraft
    detail
  • DaoOfLewdness
    DaoOfLewdness9mth
    Replied to killua32829
    The thief grunted as he took the blow, Myles was about to taunt him when the man fired another blast, but Myles ducked under it and landed a kick on Snart's leg. Myles dodged Leonard's initial shots with his blaster, but he wasn't expecting Snart to freeze the entire floor of the bank. The sudden slipperiness caught Myles off guard, and he nearly fell as he tried to regain his footing. Snart used the opportunity to fire a shot from his cold gun, but Myles managed to dodge it just in time.
    altalt
    Tachyon: Rise to villainy
    Anime & Comics · StoryCraft
    detail