“How Embarrassing Must Your Death Be to Get SSS Rank?”
Lee Min lived an extraordinarily unimpressive life… and died in an even more unimpressive way.
Crushed by a vending machine while trying to get a snack, he became a cosmic meme so embarrassing that even God couldn’t leave him like that.
Out of pure pity (and maybe secondhand embarrassment), God reincarnates him into a fantasy world with:
SSS-Rank stats
A dual-layer System
Ridiculously OP abilities
A brand-new life
And absolutely ZERO control over his infant body
Now reborn as a baby with the power to level mountains but the motor skills of a wet noodle, Lee Min unintentionally terrorizes his father, delights his mother, and sends the local priest into weekly therapy. His random emotional outbursts cause shockwaves, mini earthquakes, wind blasts, and occasional teleportation.
Meanwhile, the System treats every baby milestone as a quest:
“Hold head up!”
“Crawl!”
“Speak!”
“Socialize!”
“Don’t panic!” (he always fails this one)
Every achievement earns him tiny stat boosts… which still stack onto his already absurd SSS base power.
Unfortunately, one thing followed him into this new life:
A traumatizing fear of tall, box-shaped objects.
Every once in a while, something remotely resembling a vending machine tips over — in moments of comedy, tension, or dramatic battles — and Lee reacts like he’s reliving his death… even though nothing can hurt him anymore.
As he grows from baby to child to teen, his powers stabilize, his skills evolve, and the world begins to notice the “miracle child.” Villagers believe he’s a chosen one. Mages think he’s a reincarnated archmage. Father thinks he’s a walking apocalypse. Mother thinks he’s adorable.
But Lee?
He’s just trying not to accidentally flatten a building every time he sneezes.
Eventually, he’ll enter the wider world — academies, dungeons, kingdoms — all while dealing with:
Misinterpreted reflexes
Accidental feats of strength
Over-the-top monster annihilations
Gods who regret giving him too much power
Political factions terrified of a boy who doesn’t know his own strength
And through it all?
He’s still haunted by the memory of that vending machine.
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