EmberWyldes
I enjoy reading quite a lot. I heavily dislike incorrect grammar and the misuse of verbs. Warning - I am crazy and strange~
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Well, depending on the source story you choose, Godzilla is really gender diverse. Let’s not talk about the one where the giant lizard laid hundreds of eggs…
Fujoshi: is that really a problem? 👀 Realist: … I don’t know what to say. Do you really want to know about the gay love story between the male cyclops and the giant rock puppet?
You’re half right - in the dark ages, if a girl was not married by 14 she was considered an old maid, and if unmarried by 18 she was a spinster. The unlucky girls and boys were sold to old, wealthy pedophiles at 6 or slightly older. This was standard for both nobles and peasants - they thought it was a good way to dispose of unwanted extra children...
You must love the little birdies, that you give them this to perch on
A good wife who listens to adulterous couples from under windows…
An imaginary crotch pole I’d guess
Good old Liz must have caught him in the act again with a spouse of indeterminate gender…
‘Oh Mr Heiss, I admire you so much! Will you meet me behind the burning farmhouse? I want to be your little boyfriend~’ Signed - Scarface
It’s the thrill of the fight 🎵🎶
Ah, yeah, lots of things can fit in a pumpkin
I think you mean ‘hopped’, since she wrecked her leg lol
Most people have two bones in the lower leg, but just one each for the section called a ‘thigh’.