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iamda_poison

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Human | Male | 19 | Broke I like reading... I'm gonna try writing too, because that's the only good thing I can do... And I need money. Plz, help me by showing support. .poison

2021-03-03 JoinedGlobal
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  • iamda_poison
    iamda_poison1yr
    Commented

    Why does this feel like a Japanese Light Novel title...? Hmm...

    - After being sealed for eons as the god of destruction, I decided to become a farmer and lead a slow life.
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  • iamda_poison
    iamda_poison1yr
    Commented

    Peter 'Cultured' Parker

    - Spectacular 'Ass-Man' Parker.
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    iamda_poison1yr
    Commented
    "A farmer."
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  • iamda_poison
    iamda_poison1yr
    Commented
    "Because you lost your spine old man."
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  • iamda_poison
    iamda_poison1yr
    Commented
    (AN: Spank dat ass!)
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  • iamda_poison
    iamda_poison1yr
    Commented

    😏😏😏

    But that was nothing a good ol' spanking couldn't fix.
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  • iamda_poison
    iamda_poison1yr
    Commented
    "...who wants to be next?... Cause I can do this all day." Spider-Man asked, the patterns on his face shifting to resemble a familiar chilling smile as his distorted voice resounded within the enclosed briefing room. "No one?"
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  • iamda_poison
    iamda_poison1yr
    Commented

    Words canr express how happy I am Author-chan! 🤧🤧🤧😭😭😭

    Interlude: Destruction Personified
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  • iamda_poison
    iamda_poison1yr
    Commented
    "Fuck 'em, that's what." Spider-Man said has prepared to teleport away. "Laters."
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  • iamda_poison
    iamda_poison1yr
    Commented
    "Temporarily of course." Spider-Man interjected as Loki almost sighed in relief. "But a permanent solution can be arranged so I highly suggest you Loki... To mellow the fuck out and sit your royal wide ass down. Behave."
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  • iamda_poison
    iamda_poison1yr
    Commented

    Yeah much more important. Spider Monarch gonna go ham for that Adroidussy

    "Wait what? Is there something more important than this? Also, just what spell did you cast on us."
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  • iamda_poison
    iamda_poison1yr
    Commented
    "Operation rebirth was successful."
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  • iamda_poison
    iamda_poison1yr
    Commented
    "Or I am going to drag the both of you with me."
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  • iamda_poison
    iamda_poison1yr
    Commented

    This is what I have missed...

    "I said, you misunderstood me." Spider-Man said letting his hands rest beside him as he leveled his gaze on the two Asgardian. Who almost froze in their place as they felt as if something had pointed a sword at their spine. "I didn't ask you for your permission. I said I WANT an audience with your fucking king and I am going to get an audience with him."
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  • iamda_poison
    iamda_poison1yr
    Commented
    "Emotionally, of course." Spider-Man added, amusement thickly apparent in his distorted demonic voice. "That's the only way you possibly hurt me after all."
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  • iamda_poison
    iamda_poison1yr
    Commented

    Of course

    "Emotionally, of course." Spider-Man added, amusement thickly apparent in his distorted demonic voice. "That's the only way you possibly hurt me after all."
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  • iamda_poison
    iamda_poison1yr
    Commented

    lol

    "Invading? That's quite rude of you to say that. I'm almost hurt." Spider-Man said with a sad sigh
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  • iamda_poison
    iamda_poison1yr
    Commented

    Did you play the game?

    Ragnarok, something that terrified him as a little boy, something that represented the end of all Aesir life and Asgard as it is.
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  • iamda_poison
    iamda_poison1yr
    Commented

    Yeah, definitely a reference.

    Today was no better than the ill-fated day of Ragnarok to him.
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  • iamda_poison
    iamda_poison1yr
    Commented

    Is that a mathafooking God Of War reference?!

    So long that to him it felt as if Hati had finally swallowed the moon whole and the day has lasted for eons with no sign of the stars. A day of constant conflict without any peace or rest.
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