lazyotaku68
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lazyotaku681yrCommentedWhy do you chew popcorn so hard for it to hurt then đ
We ran out of popcorn, and I bit into my fucking hand!- lazyotaku682yrCommented
Youâve been kidnapped by your friends and sold to a human trafficking ring.
Abel immediatly stood up and got to the window at the other side of the room. After looking at it he was immediately speechless. '... I am in a ship' Abel was having a hard time making sense of his situation, he was at home watching some old movies in christmas. He was very bored so he bought some drinks and invited a few of his friends. After drinking with his friends he remembered he got drunk but he didn't remember anything after that. 'Ä°s this a prank or did I f*cking get kidnapped' - lazyotaku682yrCommented
So no squats, youâre gonna be captain america wthe the legs of a HDMI cable.
Alas, nothing worked, so I began executing plan B. I would train my body as hard as I'm able to for now. I started running around the complex of my house to the village until I'm exhausted. By the way, our house is a fair distance from the village, as my parents owned private land up the hill. Then, after I finished my run, I trained again by doing push up and sit up. My father smiled and approved of my training while my mother worries about me. - lazyotaku682yrCommented
Whyâd they name him plague? Thats like naming someone hitler because that who he was shot by.
So I practiced with Plague helping me understand what I can do better while outside with my parents watching me create different shapes with it, trying to cover my whole body with my quirk, and basically anything I could with it. - lazyotaku682yrCommented
Fucking pair of idiots, threateningb their doctor because their baby is crying, thats what happens in childbirth, the baby cries who doesnât know that
"I don't know what you mean about your baby seems to be scared. Babies normally cry when they are born, there is nothing wrong. I think that after your wife just gave birth, she is just tired that she is misreading your son's emotions or that the baby is scared because it can't breathe. Which is why the baby screams because they don't know how to breathe properly at first." The doctor said defensively while putting up his arms and backing up. My parents seemed to calm down but still seem worried about their baby thinking something else was going on. - lazyotaku682yrCommented
No girl in her right mind likes to be spoken about like that. Thats the equIvalent of staring at a girls ass in public, her noticing, and you still staring.
Her face turned red as she blushed. May and Anna looked surprised, guess they never thought Peter had it in him. I chuckled at the silence, "so, you're Mary Jane?" - lazyotaku682yrCommented
He just gave you a loan when you credit score is virtually 0, you should be jumping with joy because this makes no sense at all, and is nothing short of a miracle.
"Alright. I have decided. This is your lucky day. Though you don't look particularly reliable, I will still loan you this sum of money." - lazyotaku682yrCommented
Heâs a sneeze away from dropping dead, he might as well be a vegetable, he probably canât even walk for an hour.
He did this because he didn't want to come across any wild beasts and be forced to fight them. Not that he was too weak to fight these beasts. Rather he wanted to keep his slate clean. - lazyotaku682yrReplied to Helrym
They absolutely ruined guy, the while point if his character was that he could stand on par with the other characters through hard work exclusively, the author ruins it by giving him a shitty secret form defeating the whole purpose of his character.
"I'm really not suited for Ninjutsu" thought Kozuki as even after acquiring the Template his Ninjutsu talent didn't change much but his Chakra Quantity Did Increase a lot. - lazyotaku682yrReplied to Madara_Uchika
No, we cannot infer that mihawk is stronger by the fact that he is the greatest swordsman, that title just tells us he is a better swordsman than shanks, shanks could whoop migawk in a fight. Remember when he stopped Whitebeard (The most physically strongest human to ever live) with his sword not struggling too much with one arm, even though whitebeard has been said to be able to destroy the whole world with his fruit, and before you conjure up an excuse, Whitebeard is 100% physically stronger than Madara.
According to Kozuki, Shanks strength was nearly the same as Madara, he may even defeat him due to his different abilities. - lazyotaku682yrCommented
The first time iâve seen a black mc in a long time and heâs a simp. iâll carry on reading bjt if it gets worse iâll drop
"I've decided that I'll become your butler." I said to her. It wasn't a request, but an order. She thought for a moment before stroking my face. - lazyotaku682yrCommented
Heâs got STDâs, itchinâ and burninâ burninâ and itchinâ.
"It seems like this body was killed slowly." I said to myself. Looking at my body I saw my hands and estimated I was at least 15 years old. There were bruises all over my body and hickeys? All over my neck, chest, and stomach. My privates also felt a bit wet. - lazyotaku682yrCommented
Go with something daring and ambitious like jason momoa. Not some overly ripped guy with no facial hair looking like heâs perpetually graduating from highschool.
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Women donât actually like massive cocks like that, itâs just scary and makrs them fear for their vaginas.
Genital Size: 10inch is fair enough I guess... - lazyotaku682yrCommented
Is thi guy stingy or something.
"Hmm...that's good. I approve. Even though it's a little expensive, it's still essential for this game." Alex said with a smile on his face. - lazyotaku682yrCommented
Thats just kidnapping, if he belonged to someone that cared for him and was searching for him, theyâve now lost him forever. Effectively stopping him from getting a job because he doesnât have a passport or birth certificate all because you chose to not register him, now he does not exist, there is no evidence of documents of his life. He canât even acquire a credit card, meaning heâs only able to pay for things in cash.
The little girl thought the boy was a new friend and said "Mommy, can we take him with us? He has cool ears!" The man looked at his wife, who looked at her daughter helplessly before nodding with a smile. - lazyotaku682yrReplied to 1stSlug
I have faith in humanity, but what are the chances youâre left at a house with loving and decently wealthy people who just happen to be looking for a baby but are unable to have any. especially since taking care of a baby is a life long commitment, meaning you canât pursue your dreams.
-This is my son, I can't take care of him and I don't want to take him to an orphanage. - lazyotaku682yrCommented
Theres a black character? Amazing, give this man an award.
This book has been deleted. - lazyotaku682yrCommented
He probably is.
'Maybe compared to the Hashira's and the Demon's he's weak', he thought, but then immediately got rid of that thought, as he remembered how fast and strong he was. - lazyotaku682yrCommented
Then shouldnât you be able to handle 5x more than a normal four year old can with your telekenisis, assumming the amount you can handle goes up as you develop and age.
I can manipulate twice of that weight for a four-year-old telekinetic user, the doctor had no explanation for this but I think this is probably because of me being reincarnated, telekinesis is the power of the mind, and I reincarnated with my memories intact meaning my brain is of a 20-year-old rather than that of a four-year-old, in my past life I was an anime fan and one thing I can clearly say is that this world does not give telekinesis it's full potential.