paradoxfox999

Weird thought but wouldn't the extra weight from his metal bones cause a scene with the horse? I know horses could hold men in full plate armor, but I wonder if with the metal skeleton added on it might me a bit much for a normal horse. Richard might need a special breed of horse to carry him, like the Mountain needed.

A good investment if there ever was one

Where exactly is Howard getting all his ammo?

He could tell him he was talking to a 5th dimension being like Mr. Mxyzptlk. Superman would understand that.

I was really hoping that this was a new story but I recognized the title and then just within the first few paragraphs I knew that this was a stolen story. This is a copy of the story "Harry Potter and the Natural 20" by Sir Poley on Fanficion/net. Sadly that story hasn't been updated since Aug 2, 2018. So I'm not surprised that some people wouldn't recognize it. Now this could be Sir Poley posting it again under a new name....on a different site, and without the original author's note header for the story. But I doubt it. So if you want to read the original you can easily google it and read it from the offical author.