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monke_egg_man1yrReplied to Belfeghor- monke_egg_man1yrReplied to ScarlatBlood
he drinks cement
A young man who looked to have just entered his twenties walked out. The first thing that caught her attention was his dark black eyes. He had wavy black hair, a defined cheekbone and a concrete jaw. - monke_egg_man1yrReplied to Ansura
nah kratos was based off of hercules
He had slaughtered them with his bare hands. - monke_egg_man1yrReplied to Edgelord69
the magnet radius is probably planetary or smt idk
Devil Fruit: Magnet Magnet Fruit: Model World Magnet. ⟧ - monke_egg_man1yrReplied to Hassan_Hadi
why are you asleep while they're celebrating
Before leaving Kamar-Taj, his teacher, the Ancient One, along with some of the masters he was close to celebrated Tom's birthday with a surprise party. He turned 13 this year. He had no idea how they learned of his birthday until he saw Mimsy standing next to them. He wanted to be mad at her but couldn't bring himself to hate the little elf that just wants him to have a happy birthday. - monke_egg_man1yrCommented
imagine a 10 year old walking through a forest and just finding this purple skinned guy with a thong
In the world of Pokemon, there consist of different regions, each region comprises different Pokemon of all sizes and types to catch and train, to become the very best, like no one ever was. - monke_egg_man1yrReplied to Austin_Scott
isnt lady death weaker than all those people
Now, Tom has to change his plans. Well, maybe not change, but definitely add to them. He has villains and organizations to look out for that would gladly experiment on witches and wizards, as they did on the mutants in X-Men. Speaking of the X-Men, are mutants in this world as well? If they do exist in this world, then Tom has to worry about kids with powers that they don't understand running around as well as the villains from those movies as well. That is once again if this world is the cinematic world. If it's not then Tom is completely and utterly f*cked. - monke_egg_man1yrCommented
reading this again without any music makes this seem like a crazy obsessed partner or smt
If you need a friend (call me) call me uh huh (call me) if you need a friend (call me) If you ever need a friend (call me) Call me (call me) call me (call me) call me (Call me) call me (call me) if you need a friend (Call me) call me (call me) call me (call me) call me (call me) call me (call me)" - monke_egg_man2yrCommented
i agree
(A/N: My update schedule is extremely consistent.) - monke_egg_man2yrCommented
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He looked inside the glasshouse and could only see tall plants. To get a better view he flew to the top of the glasshouse. At its center, there was an old house and a windmill. A white-haired fat old lady was out to harvest some vegetables with her purple dog? - monke_egg_man2yrReplied to Abayomi_Atoyegbe
who are you talking to
Alexander back-slapped the killing curse away like swatting a fly. - monke_egg_man2yrReplied to DrVulgariusDogez
dude go to nhentai or smt
In the past 9 months, he taught Hermione a lot of things. By now, she was as good as a 5th year in terms of knowledge but because her body was still of a kid she wasn't equivalent to a 5th year in terms of power. - monke_egg_man2yrReplied to Vitamorte
god is quite literally on his side
"Okay, let's stop being emo. You see, I will not stay in this universe for a long time. I have a Mission and after that, I will leave... This is because..." he explained that he was now adopted son of the big man, GOD and that his duty was to purify multiverse. One universe at a time. - monke_egg_man2yrReplied to Hoans
i'd imagine expecto patronum-ing took a while
"Fabulous, a perfect corporeal Patronus. 50 points to Ravenclaw. That's it for today's class. Be sure to practice this charm. See you tomorrow." Alexander ended the class and went to his personal office. He didn't have any more classes till 1 pm. So, he decided to go and talk to Dumbledore but before that, he was going to grab a bite. - monke_egg_man2yrReplied to DrVulgariusDogez
arent they dentists
Rita was currently on the screen, reading today's news. She really looked pretty on T.V. The reason behind this was that he had hired a professional makeup artist muggle couple. Their kid went to Hogwarts so they already knew about the magical world and also because the pay was good, they quickly accepted the jobs. People like them were working in every department of Universe Industries. - monke_egg_man2yrReplied to WeAreBlank
but they just said "in a pitch black room"
Her punishment was a time torture and now that he knew magic on a deeper level, he could create mind illusions. He made her see herself gruesomely swatted in her beetle form every time she lied and when she stopped lying, people would start gossiping about her. For Alexander, it was just 10 minutes but for her, it was 5 years of torture. Human nature is very hard to change so he had to make it long. - monke_egg_man2yrReplied to Hommer
do you know how many exploding bullets you could shoot in the same time a RPG missile hits something
Now they had unlimited, auto-reloading ammo. Heat resistant, water-resistant and finally exploding bullets. He tried his weapons and they were easily able to destroy normal trees with a single bullet. The best thing was that he could control the strength of bullets. Now, he was finally prepared to face the wizarding world head-on. - monke_egg_man2yrReplied to HaremsSuck
i mean the story's completed i really don't see the point in suggesting stuff now
~Those rich pure-blood bitc... I mean witches would go crazy over it, even if I sell it at a high cost~ he inwardly thought. - monke_egg_man2yrCommented
Saying Satan is your best friend is such a statement
Hector was on his deathbed, now 78 years old, ventilators and machines were attached to his body. But he was happy, he lived his life to the fullest with Satan as his best friend. They travelled the world, space, and even saw aliens. - monke_egg_man2yrReplied to wisdomkeeper
It used to be called "In Kumogakure after stealing/kidnapping Hinata Hyuga" and misunderstandings led to me leaving a 3 star review on there
*Sakumo is the most gifted Lightning Style Ninja I've ever seen; if he grows up safely, he may one day surpass Raikage*