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*Mom comes back after dad has buried him in backyard*Mom: Did you get dirt on my new rug again *Wipes blood of forehead*Dad: no😓 Mom proceeds to beat dad
I'm down for a threesome👁👅👁
Pardon me dear, sir but spare change🤲🏻
Me when she kills her husband: —👄—👩🏽🦯ya see something
let us all worship the koi 🧎🏽♀️
At this point I no longer care that he is a chicken, I regard this man as my ancestor. I bow before thee🙇🏻♀️
He really said boy was like a blaster cannon😂😂