Pathetic_Uchiha
I Have An Amazing Sense In Novels/Fan-Fic´s So Trust Me And My 17 dots :3 Using a new account if you're wondering what its called its FilthyDetergent because I'm abandoning this account soon
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Pathetic_Uchiha1yrReplied to Lord_Tobi- Pathetic_Uchiha1yrReplied to OP_FAN
Its okay 3D isnt 2D
The arrogant boy whose name was Akio was irritated that the beautiful girl Akane was completing another guy. - Pathetic_Uchiha1yrReplied to Dark_Dolphin_007
you just said he shoul have 200-300 before the magic knights exam so your saying he became a magic knight as a fetus?
My magic quantity has increased to 40 and body points to 30 I can probably punch and crack a rock with mana coated fist ,I can shoot fire balls ,shoot small fire beam and bullets from my fingers and some minor spells . - Pathetic_Uchiha1yrCommented
maybe 10$ = 1Unit instead since it makes more sense
"And this deserves a high price. People would go crazy over it even if it was priced at 10,000 Units(assume 1$=1Unit, though you can buy much bigger things with Units). Umm... Sir, I am also a merchant and do business in the Kree Empire. Would you..." He was interrupted by Alexander. - Pathetic_Uchiha1yrReplied to pipagamer
Yeah bro cant have the fbi lookin through ya history
"What do you mean 'yet'? You know what Dobby, take this. This is my personal favorite stash. Full 1 terabyte of it. Go and research on it, I don't want you turning homo on me. I got nothing against them, but still, if you are, then go find some other man. I am straight," Alexander handed him a hard drive. - Pathetic_Uchiha1yrReplied to MisterImmortal
dude the mc is like 80 I would have 10 super computers full if I was him
"What do you mean 'yet'? You know what Dobby, take this. This is my personal favorite stash. Full 1 terabyte of it. Go and research on it, I don't want you turning homo on me. I got nothing against them, but still, if you are, then go find some other man. I am straight," Alexander handed him a hard drive. - Pathetic_Uchiha1yrReplied to FBI_KuN
little did you know I THREW A TOASTER INTO THE BATH ASWELL YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY HISTORY NOW MWAHAHAHAHA
Murder - 9940(3000 babies) - Pathetic_Uchiha1yrCommented
... My mind is not ready
Snape lifted his left hand like an innocent little kid, scared of getting his first injection. - Pathetic_Uchiha1yrReplied to UrAverageSkeleton
He smokes his ashes
As expected, no one from Gryffindor picked their hand up. nearly all of Ravenclaws picked their hands up. Alexander looked for someone to answer when his eyes fell on a dark-haired, red-eyed boy. Don't know why but when he looked at the boy he felt like the boy didn't belong to that world. He felt strange vibes coming from him. - Pathetic_Uchiha1yrReplied to
Might be you except not a skeleton and not jesus
As expected, no one from Gryffindor picked their hand up. nearly all of Ravenclaws picked their hands up. Alexander looked for someone to answer when his eyes fell on a dark-haired, red-eyed boy. Don't know why but when he looked at the boy he felt like the boy didn't belong to that world. He felt strange vibes coming from him. - Pathetic_Uchiha1yrReplied to Scientistx
the potion is not permanent he has to take the potion every three months
"It's a new potion I created. It should be easy for you to make it. You will only need to drink it once every 3 months and you will never have to worry about turning into a werewolf ever again and even if you did, you would not lose your sanity" Alexander cleared his confusion. - Pathetic_Uchiha1yrCommented
what if I say that Voldemort is fat will I get flagged?
"No need to be anxious. I had already thought about this. There is a thing called firewall on these devices. Any message, image or word having the mention of words such as dark lord, the 3 unforgivable curses, other dangerous dark curses, dark rituals, wanted criminals will be red-flagged. Later they will be personally reviewed by the staff. If it is anything dangerous then it will be reported to the ministry. But I need trustworthy men for this job and I think maybe you can recommend some from the order of the phoenix." he said. - Pathetic_Uchiha1yrCommented
(someone steals Charlies flute) "I feel a tingle"
"You are a Dragonologist, so I reckoned that you interact with dragons, a lot. This flute can calm any angry dragon. It also can not be stolen from you as I have put special enchantments on it. If someone steals it then you will feel it and it will also return to you by flying. Not just yours, all my gifts have these enchantments." He said. - Pathetic_Uchiha1yrCommented
A fun pastime I presume
Arthur, Molly, Bill and Charlie had their mouths agape because they understood the usefulness of those robes. Even the kids seemed excited. Fred and George even tried burning it. - Pathetic_Uchiha1yrReplied to LIMbo_
I am the god of asthma so TAKE THAT MWAHHAHAHAHHA
"haha..Okay, okay... don't break my ribs now. Go play with your sister." he said with a laugh. - Pathetic_Uchiha1yrReplied to Liovandur
yeah cause they are both 12 lol
"More than a Billion Galleons" Alexander replied while reading the daily prophet. - Pathetic_Uchiha1yrReplied to Hommer
Yeah of course it is
There he bought all the interesting books and books on Law. From there he headed to the Obscurus books. There he bought Fantastic beasts and where to find them, plus some other books on animals. - Pathetic_Uchiha1yrReplied to Dylan_Clark_9831
Bro stop dunking on them They are already getting enough poor jokes (But I bet its only a few Sickles)
Then they returned back to the Diagon Alley and continued on their way. He thought that Ron might feel bored so he gave him 2 galleons and told him to go and eat something. - Pathetic_Uchiha1yrReplied to Sith_Lord_P_Sheevy
thought that was a cats tail for a second
Alexander decided to take everything away. He sucked all the money into his dimensional space. He noticed a big chest was also being sucked and decided to open it later on. - Pathetic_Uchiha1yrReplied to john764
They hate wizards so They dont care if someone gives money to disclose that information but for goblins they stick together
Alexander smiled and picked up 5 gold galleons and gave it to him. He knew that goblins were greedy sons of bitc*s.