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Joseph_Wilson_08942yrCommentedpeace was never a option lol starting to feel bad for the bandits
We walked deep into the forest to a small ground cave that looked to be dug out using earth magic. I know this because of how smooth the walls were. Before entering, I used earth magic to bury the nine other bandits up to their heads so that they couldn't try anything funny. Then I had the bald headed bandit lead me to the treasure. "You must have a lot of loot, right?"- Joseph_Wilson_08942yrCommented
faith you already got a w just walk away
"Look, little lady, we do not want anything more to do with you, so please just run alo….. Oooofffff!" My foot cut the bald man off as I planted it firmly on his face. Using that same face as a springboard, I jumped high into the air and spun my body around. Using my tail as a whip, I smacked four more bandits in the face sending them flying. - Joseph_Wilson_08942yrCommented
ok we need to start a gofundme for this mf bc he is severely lacking brain cells
"Mmm, capture her too. As long as she is not ugly, she can give birth to a new son for me." Walter said off handily like it was no big deal. - Joseph_Wilson_08942yrReplied to Joseph_Wilson_0894
One also has a arrow threw him like ffs thats darkness levels of horny
"Fuck! Just when I was about to have a taste! Hurry and capture this damn lizard. Then we can get back to it!" One of the soldiers had finally come back to his senses after being shocked by Kana's sudden arrival. - Joseph_Wilson_08942yrCommented
got to love how one track minded they are like they fr gonna duck after they capture the dragon are no one questions it like "alright boys back to business " but like tell me if im wrong but you have to have room temp iq to duck with a damn death machine watching
"Fuck! Just when I was about to have a taste! Hurry and capture this damn lizard. Then we can get back to it!" One of the soldiers had finally come back to his senses after being shocked by Kana's sudden arrival. - Joseph_Wilson_08942yrCommented
A Estoc?
Next, I pulled out a sword that looked like a hybrid between a normal sword and a rapier. It looked to be made of crystal blue gems that replicated ice. - Joseph_Wilson_08942yrReplied to UndeadBeing
clearly a joke
I picked the normal setting and let it run. Once it was done, it would automatically set itself to dryer mode. Your clothes would then be fresh and clean by the time you wake up. - Joseph_Wilson_08942yrReplied to Joseph_Wilson_0894
ok im a idiot didnt see the last part that says "i knew how special i was"
"I didn't know I was that special." I said. I knew how special I was. - Joseph_Wilson_08942yrCommentedThis chapter has been deleted.
- Joseph_Wilson_08942yrReplied to MasterQuestMasterChapter 7 : Make It Rise! (Exp, I mean…)
- Joseph_Wilson_08942yrReplied to Daoist_of_Fatness
Reincarnated as a Hero- and the Wrong Gender?!
[Body Manipulation - The ability to influence parts of your body at will, such as hands, fingers, tongue, eyes and tail. Cost - 15] - Joseph_Wilson_08943yrReplied to Grim_Reaper_3864Ch 74 Day Two (2)
- Joseph_Wilson_08943yrCommented"Why would I want to force me on you? Who do you think you are?" Her anger sounded genuine, yet Lith kept laughing.
- Joseph_Wilson_08943yrCommented"A good friend of mine. We know each other for years. By the way, isn't this the moment when the hero usually tries to hit on the person they have saved? Please, don't try to kiss me. I don't think I could stop you right now, I like living too much."
- Joseph_Wilson_08943yrCommented
Solus:
"Look, Solus, I got my knight in shining armor to save me!" - Joseph_Wilson_08943yrCommented'By my maker! Another hot teacher? Even the male Professor from the Alchemist class was quite a sight for sore eyes, the girls wouldn't stop staring at his a*s every time he turned around to write on the chalkboard.
- Joseph_Wilson_08943yrReplied to ZinceaterThat morning he had bandaged his nether regions, so that in the worst-case scenario, the rise of the spear hero would cause no bulge in his pants, keeping it sticking to his abdomen.
- Joseph_Wilson_08943yrCommented
Manohar:
"He can save it for his biographer!" It was Manohar's turn to drag Marth away by the arm. "To the paperwork, for the life of me! And then to the board! You do the talking, I don't speak stupids." - Joseph_Wilson_08943yrCommentedHe took some deep breaths to calm down, using water magic to cool down both his face and nether regions, finally regaining his focus.