Erik_Zeelie
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Erik_Zeelie6dCommentedThat Rizz
'Agh whatever!- If she is interested in me, great. If she isn't, boohoo for me for not having that goddess rizz-'- Erik_Zeelie15dCommentedI congratulated all of them and thanked them for protecting the raft and us. Naturally, I checked the status of the newly beaten Carvanha as well, and they turned out to be unworthy as well.
- Erik_Zeelie27dCommented"They spread themselves too thin. They try to put their stake in everything they see. Nobody's dick's that long, not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick. Thus, the name."
- Erik_Zeelie1mthCommentedEredin and Caranthir both get a terrifying premonition as they see Reima's glowing Turquoise eyes staring directly at them. The latter grabbing his king and teleporting away as Reima thrusts his hands forward as if he was trying to do the "Kamehameha" and unleashing a tidal wave of dark red fiery death towards the army. "DRAAAGOONNN BAALLLLLL!" He shouts as he redirects the power.
- Erik_Zeelie1mthReplied to Ryan_Flowers_0317
You were saying?
The duo nod and introduce themselves, Afton glances around the room and realises it's a veritable treasure trove, lots of ammunition, chems like Rad X and Radaway, and even food were lying around. The group hadn't looted this place yet, and while the wasteland didn't have many rules, it was still 'first come, first serve'... The only exception to this rule was, 'My gun's bigger than yours, so fuck off'. - Erik_Zeelie1mthCommented"Eh, I still think, Sir Suctioncup sounds a lot better," said Lee.
- Erik_Zeelie1mthCommentedWhy do they exist to plague my eyes?!!
- Erik_Zeelie1mthCommentedOh, my god he said that thing?!!
- Erik_Zeelie2mthCommented"Hello there." I said while emulating my inner jedi self.
- Erik_Zeelie2mthCommented"Ladder. Check. Lawnmower. Check. Gloves. Check."
- Erik_Zeelie2mthCommentedWhat will be the first magical creature that Ethan will encounter in the forbidden forest? Perhaps a green fire-breathing three-legged platypus? Or maybe Perry the Platypus?
- Erik_Zeelie2mthReplied to formoia
Ninja Batman? That's just Batman. What we need is pirate Batman.
...Thank you, Batman-Sensei... - Erik_Zeelie2mthCommented
It was me. I broke the sacred 69 comments
I give up.... that's it, I quit... y'all are some horny mf, it's a harem from now on, I don't know who imma add, imma just go with the story if the characters have chemistry and unexpectedly get along very well, then HAREM, y'all horny mf I swear.... anyways enjoyyyyy 😊 - Erik_Zeelie2mthCommented
Is that the Naruto equivalent of getting Yamcha'd?
Hmm, actually, he should plan for that ever happening. Itachi could probably do that to him. He didn't plan on getting Kurenai'd anytime soon, ever actually. - Erik_Zeelie2mthCommented
He is PURE EVIL!
Now one might ask him/herself how it is possible, that he could die. Well, I created a revival dome. You could die in there but would revive. However, the pain inside has been amplified to 1 million times higher than normal. If you stepped on a Lego in there, you would experience the worst thing in existence ... and I placed Legos all over the place. - Erik_Zeelie3mthReplied to Barbatos_IncubusYou know that time Piccolo fused with Nail and started screaming about how he felt great, he felt amazing, he could do it, HE COULD DO IT!
- Erik_Zeelie3mthCommented
The truck was a STAND!
A teen with dark brown hair and eyes and a singular star shaped birthmark on his neck was currently laying on the ground, limbs violently twisted and his head propping up the rest of the body… People say this poor child was hit by a truck with the license plate 'Truck-sama', The truck seemingly vanished leaving along with a small invisible wisp of white getting dragged into the unknown