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Earthhoarder3mthCommentedPeter:
"Doctor Victor Von Doom wishes to give you his Keystone address."- Earthhoarder4mthReplied to Sky_Demon_Order
It's not about what god(s) are capable of, but what they are willing to do. If you had total co trol over everything in existence, would you want to spend your time micromanaging the death of every living creature that has, does, or will ever exist? Why not just make a group that does it for you? If they screw up too often, re-hire
"Kid, I get that request every hour. Since the Alfrise Convention, I can't hand out any super OP powers, or else I'll have the immortal-FBI on my ass." - Earthhoarder4mthReplied to Sky_Demon_Order
Why is the thought of a more bureaucratic afterlife not an interesting concept. Yeah, this is one of the most important days of your life, you died, but dozens of people die every minute. An organized system that cares little to none about the individuals it exists to process is basically the hallmark of any large governing body, mortal or immortal. The only big difference I can think of off the top of my head is that management changes a lot less often for immortals.
"Kid, I get that request every hour. Since the Alfrise Convention, I can't hand out any super OP powers, or else I'll have the immortal-FBI on my ass." - Earthhoarder6mthReplied to Kombiusz
Maybe, hear me out, he DOESN'T want to commit mass genocide
The only option I had was using my Bankai, but seeing that now it was much stronger than before, that wasn't an option, not because I would die, but because thousands of souls would die in the process. - Earthhoarder6mthReplied to An_op_Angel
Not that kinda love my dude
"Well, this is new," I chuckled, fear evident in my voice. I wasn't one for fear but watching something outside your control happen in front of you, shattered any bravado. "Is this the end, love?" - Earthhoarder6mthReplied to Kyriakos_dn2
...or permanently disables you if you aren't the MC of a book.
August, who had remained silent, shifted his gaze between the two. His voice, rich with age and power, resonated in the chamber, "Every action has its consequences, and every thread in the tapestry is woven for a reason. Every time we had pushed the kid, he had gotten stronger, it might be best to leave him be, before he grows out of our hands." - Earthhoarder6mthReplied to DaoistSlayer
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"Stay away? Are you delirious now? You tried to kidnap me," Adam replied. - Earthhoarder6mthReplied to NoobMastar69"I can see that your training with Adam has really paid off. Heck, if you keep this up, you might even surpass me one day, that day being the day I'm no longer alive, but still!" Gildarts chuckled. "That being said, I feel you have what it takes to be an S-Class Wizard, so you passed."
- Earthhoarder6mthCommented"Impressive," Adam clapped, smiling at me with a proudful
- Earthhoarder6mthCommentedI had no idea what this thing was, but I couldn't help but wonder what kind of hellish experiment created this abomination, and what kind of twisted mind would find pleasure in such a thing.
- Earthhoarder6mthReplied to HaymoreI can't have the landlord increase my rent anymore.
- Earthhoarder6mthReplied to Slim_Tee"Good," I allowed a wry smile to curl my lips. My eyes gleaming with anticipation. If he was this powerful now, I could hardly imagine how much more thrilling it would be to kill him later.
- Earthhoarder6mthReplied to Azeas
I recieve: Rod of FleshYou receive: The right to live
"It's... free." - Earthhoarder6mthReplied to Arcane_Monarch"I'm not worried about that, you destructive buffoon!" Makarov replied angrily. "The power you two are releasing is hurting the others! Wakaba has lost consciousness twice, while already being unconscious, which I'm still trying to comprehend! And Macao is in no better state!"
- Earthhoarder6mthReplied to BeingHandsome[Unknown POV]
- Earthhoarder6mthReplied to TrAvElr
You know, it would be really disturbing for a reincarnated man with 30-ish years under his belt to be attracted to a 10 year old...
On that note, I had also been awarded in that same magazine the title of Fiore's most wanted bachelor, winning in the cute category... whatever that was. Something I found rather disturbing considering the fact I was only ten years old. - Earthhoarder6mthCommentedMakarov's eyes were unreadable as he stared at me, his gaze lingering on me for what felt like an eternity. His voice was soft and quiet when he spoke. "To accept oneself is to wholly admit you are imperfect, permanently and inevitably flawed. And that that makes you beautiful."
- Earthhoarder6mthReplied to jpk6096"There, all pain is gone little guy," The m- no, the doctor said in a boastful manner.
- Earthhoarder6mthReplied to Monsterb620I get my face shoved in a pair of tits every two hours. And don't worry I won't sweet home alabama this chance at life, but I still can admire a good pair of jugs, especially seeing I don't consider them my parents, I mean, what adult in their right mind would?
- Earthhoarder6mthCommentedCh 46 Candle Light