He wore ancient clothing, with pelts of wild beasts. With his firmness, he looked like a warrior king of ancient times.

"Huh? What am I doing here? I thought I was fighting the Three Void Daoists?" A husky voice startled Jun Tianyun. He had never seen such a handsome man. Not even in his wildest imagination. His tiger shaped eyes had a conviction like the Sun at high noon, locking the onlooker's soul to him. With his bronze like skin and hair like the golden dawn, his constitution cause the envy of every warrior. He had a lean but chiseled body, filled with heroic aura. However, it seems that he was distracted.

He started to chase Crooked Face. His tripled body strength exploded as he ran like an athlete. His large member, strangely did not impede his movements in anyway. [3...2...] The limit was almost over as Jun Tianyun jumped. He grabbed his roaring dragon as he thrust forward. "ARGH!" Crooked Face shouted as he smashed onto the ground. Jun Tianyun rammed it harder to tame his dragon, making it almost vanish into Crooked Face's body.

The force continued to suck him but instead of fear, he felt somewhat... blissful? "Wha- what is this feeling?" He mumbled softly, trying to understand this new sensation he's experiencing. He felt everything was being stripped off of him. As he slowly opened his eyes to see what's happening, he saw as if he's in a cyclone ripping through his body. The winds were fierce but he only felt a gentle caress on his skin, sometimes even ticklish. He also noticed that dark shadows were coming out of the pores of his body, dragged away by the gale into the boundless abyss. With every passing minute, the shadow became thinner and thinner and with it, his mind got clearer and his body lighter. He had lost his sense of time floating in the torrent of winds but he did not dislike it. In fact, he hadn't felt this euphoria before. "I wouldn't mind if I die virgin now," he muttered as he laid on the air, eyes closed slightly smiling. Suddenly, he felt something within him emerging. He did not know what's happening but all he knew is that he needed to release the tension ballooning inside him. "Hngggg! Ah... ahhhhhhh!" He gave a roar as the tension exploded. A large ball of shadow erupted from his body with a large sonic boom, silencing the storm before fading away. He felt he was reborn anew but he was tired and his consciousness started to fade away. Just before he passed out, between the gaps of his closing eyelids, he saw floating glowing words. 'Ding! Congratulations, you have achieved enlightenment via post nut clarity!' What the fk? The moment he blacked out, he felt something wet in his pants.

I guess I write better when I'm emo

Uh the tropics, yes

Some people are triggered by their height

Naughty bad

Kinda rude, hmm

It's a cheap sandwich :)

It would sound wrong without context

Yea kinda

Maybe she isn't asleep, just doesn't want to answer it.

It's actually a question directed to her since he knows she's going to die (although she doesn't know him knowing) because he doesn't really know what to do. Thus, it's a question wrapped in feigned ignorance to know what she wants.

I can't help myself

Yea, I found out that it could imply other stuff later on but I'll just leave it as it is.

Or 100% cocoa and espresso shots

Different skill set haha. It's different in a sword fight and out running a 4m knight.