Allen_Hardbarger_1951
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Allen_Hardbarger_19513yrReplied to IzKirDead?
"I should be more concerned with the safety of my subjects, yet..." Kelt spun the warhammer in the air before pointing at the Vampire King. "...Yet, all I feel right now is sheer joy."- Allen_Hardbarger_19513yrCommented
Well yes, but actually no.
There was only one explanation for this — this guy is definitely not a native! He came from the galaxy as well! - Allen_Hardbarger_19513yrCommented
Would've been funnier if he tried and it worked.
Why do you never change! Do I look that gullible to you‽ - Allen_Hardbarger_19513yrCommented
What if it hardens?
After a sumptuous meal, he went back into the lava pond and slept. He preferred the lava's safety instead of the open forest, even though the forest was burning all around him. Nothing else of note happened when he slept. - Allen_Hardbarger_19513yrCommented
I like to think of this as more of an angry ostrich.
This only fueled its rage, and it increased its speed. After a couple of minutes, the bird was clear of feathers. It plucked the feathers on its head with its talons, leaving some gashes along the way. Its determination was astounding. - Allen_Hardbarger_19513yrCommented
It's like reverse plot armor. XD
Gravis touched the ground after falling for a couple of meters, but a fall from this height was not dangerous to him. Yet, it was not pleasant with all his broken bones. Gravis didn't relax and looked towards the sky. Then, he immediately jumped to the side. Shortly after that, another sizable rock struck his previous spot. - Allen_Hardbarger_19513yrCommented
Why does the nature Stone sound like your first time with weed? 😂😂😂
Compared to that, being a simple, boring tree in a forest of other trees that were exactly like him didn't sound all that bad. - Allen_Hardbarger_19513yrReplied to Drunkenmonk420
This put a smile on my face. Thank you.
"It's still pretty early... Gobo, Bavet, you two, Lugo and I will stay here and hunt for a little longer. Jess, James, Krog, you three can go ahead and get back to town already. I'll give you my guild card, so hand the request in properly." Eiro said before he held the small, thin card over toward the three party members. - Allen_Hardbarger_19513yrReplied to Maddixbris17
Why did you have to make me laugh. I'm crying. 😆🤣
While Jess slowly nodded her head and started following the others, someone else spoke up to make a choice, "If you're cool with it, can I leave?" The slime asked all of a sudden, and Eiro turned his head to look at the nearly translucent blob currently hanging onto his shoulders, "Of course not, Bavet. You're my pet." - Allen_Hardbarger_19513yrCommentedCh 185 099. The Blackened Village -1 (Part One)
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Yoda, you are.
"It's alright," said I. - Allen_Hardbarger_19513yrReplied to Lucca_Wenner
I think it's the energy that kills them, but the force of impact rips them apart.
Almost immediately, his figure began exploding in various places. His arms and legs got blown apart, while half of his head literally disappeared without a trace. - Allen_Hardbarger_19513yrCommented
Stockholm syndrome?
With a slow nod, Eiro looked back at the Spirit, "Don't worry, that's all there is to it. They're going to be useful, and they don't seem like the kind to betray others easily. And I feel like especially James is going to be a fun guy to have around." The Demon said. It was actually genuinely how he felt. Nothing that he told James before was a lie. Eiro felt things he didn't understand that made him want to befriend James. He didn't hate or despise him somehow, and there was a weird sense of trust already there. - Allen_Hardbarger_19513yrReplied to Slycerr
His third eye will open
Sure, he managed to level up once, but other than that, all of this spelled out really, really bad news. He put the ten stat points he got from that level-up completely into perception, which boosted the range at which he could notice others a fair bit more. It gave him a slight headache for a few hours, but by evening, it was all gone again. - Allen_Hardbarger_19513yrReplied to Enk0
what is that from?
Within the darkness of the night, the holy undead legion dashed madly forward as the eerie light in their eyes glowed brightly. - Allen_Hardbarger_19513yrReplied to TunnelTy
that actually sounds like something he would say
"B-but, how...?" - Allen_Hardbarger_19513yrCommented
Little fire chicken. 😂😂😂
"I think so. I'm not really too sure but my body acts on instinct. When I ate that little fire chicken I absorbed its soul. It took me a few days to absorb it. But then all of these changes happened to me at once. I also felt like my power has increased substantially. And I am a man!" his voice boomed out once again. - Allen_Hardbarger_19513yrCommented
Famous last words.
'...He looks weak.' - Allen_Hardbarger_19513yrCommentedCh 72 042. Imperial Prince is Searching for a Weapon -2 (Part Two)
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😂😂😂
"...There should be plenty of beauties too," he continued on with a sly grin. "You can say hello to our First Imperial Princess Hilda as an added bonus. What say you?"