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Surfing_Duck

Surfing_Duck

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I spend far too much time looking at memes to the point of obsession

2020-08-19 JoinedAntarctica
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  • Surfing_Duck
    Surfing_Duck7mth
    Commented

    this guy gotta figure out if he's writing in the past or present tense

    Ch 4 Chapter 4 The First Test
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    Humanity's Greatest Mecha Warrior System
    Sci-fi · Aoki_Aku
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  • Surfing_Duck
    Surfing_Duck9mth
    Commented
    (Not all brothers need to completely hate each other, right?)
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    Azimuth: The Elden Throne (New Version)
    Games · Follower_of_Abadom
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  • Surfing_Duck
    Surfing_Duck9mth
    Commented

    my guy

    "Those bastards must be so annoyed right now," James chuckled as he watched John, Blitz, and the Sentinel of Lont, Trent, harass the ranks of the monster army from the air.
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    Reincarnated With The Strongest System
    Fantasy · Elyon
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  • Surfing_Duck
    Surfing_Duck1yr
    Commented

    bro was too anomalous for just one adjective

    Excerpt from the Written Poetry of the Anomalous Anomaly, year unknown.
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    Reborn: Evolving From Nothing
    Fantasy · AuthorWiz
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  • Surfing_Duck
    Surfing_Duck1yr
    Replied to ErozothDraeor

    bro, you cannot expect him to outstrip everyone after a few months of training. its more entertaining if he isn't some infallible god anyway

    Ch 70 The Map
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    Monster Integration
    Fantasy · AnWan
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  • Surfing_Duck
    Surfing_Duck1yr
    Commented

    ayo

    Her breast is still quite good while in teens, I start to salivate whenever I think about how wonderful her breast will become in a few years.
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    Monster Integration
    Fantasy · AnWan
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  • Surfing_Duck
    Surfing_Duck1yr
    Replied to shinydecapod

    condiments? mf isn't opening the crusty crab

    Ryan wanted to know where the nearest dungeon was, but unfortunately, none of the survivors saw or heard of it. Cole's house was three kilometers away from there. It was close to a convenience store, so Ryan would be able to find a few things there if the place hadn't been destroyed. Regardless, before leaving the dungeon, Ryan checked the dungeon shop once more. He wasn't that skilled in driving motorcycles, but a crossbow would help him quite a bit while driving. However, the cheapest crossbow cost two hundred coins.
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    Unlimited Power 02 - The Ranger's Domain
    Fantasy · ExSoldierLv99
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  • Surfing_Duck
    Surfing_Duck1yr
    Replied to Andy_Uchiha_069
    The entire area around me felt like a tight space, warm and soft. I felt squishy liquid around me, making me ponder on what I could actually be experiencing.
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    SPELLCRAFT: Reincarnation Of A Magic Scholar
    Fantasy · Magecrafter
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  • Surfing_Duck
    Surfing_Duck1yr
    Commented
    It took a few days for us to reach the East Kingdom capital, Zurich. During those moments, I passed time by reading a couple of books that I borrowed from the library.
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    SPELLCRAFT: Reincarnation Of A Magic Scholar
    Fantasy · Magecrafter
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  • Surfing_Duck
    Surfing_Duck1yr
    Commented

    some people here dumb asf. the teenager didn't make a choice, it was made for him. its pretty obvious that becoming a bandit was the only way for him to live.

    'Was he deserving of death for only stealing a single piece of Ice Wood?'
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    Sword God in a World of Magic
    Fantasy · Warmaisach
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  • Surfing_Duck
    Surfing_Duck1yr
    Commented

    echo crab is mvp

    Not bothering with its own safety anymore, the Echo entwined itself with the enemy in a chaotic mess of limbs as they rolled on the ground. Despite the fact that it was smaller and weaker, its crazy assault and complete disregard for its own life were enough to give the bigger monster some pause.
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    Shadow Slave
    Fantasy · Guiltythree
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  • Surfing_Duck
    Surfing_Duck1yr
    Replied to Iberisdiablo

    that one was already uninhabitable

    Not long before Sunny was born, a Rank 5 Gate opening left a whole continent uninhabitable. Luckily, high-rank Gates were very rare.
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    Shadow Slave
    Fantasy · Guiltythree
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  • Surfing_Duck
    Surfing_Duck1yr
    Replied to KCIRDNEH

    I swear everyone in these comments are always emo's

    They simply called this type of coldness "murder math". Basically, it was a habit experienced fighters developed — no matter where they were and what mood they were in, there was always a sober part of their minds constantly calculating the most efficient way of killing the person in front of them, just in case such need arises.
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    Shadow Slave
    Fantasy · Guiltythree
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  • Surfing_Duck
    Surfing_Duck1yr
    Commented

    thought it was divine? must have missed something

    Rank: Dreamer.
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    Shadow Slave
    Fantasy · Guiltythree
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  • Surfing_Duck
    Surfing_Duck1yr
    Commented

    bro belongs to the streets

    What saved his skin this time was not quick reaction, but simple presence of mind. Sunny might not have learned any fancy combat techniques, since his childhood was spent on the streets instead of a school. But the streets, too, were a kind of teacher. He had spent his whole life fighting for survival, quite often literally. That experience allowed him to keep a cool head on his shoulders in the midst of any conflict.
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    Shadow Slave
    Fantasy · Guiltythree
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  • Surfing_Duck
    Surfing_Duck1yr
    Commented

    this could be interesting if added well, as an explanation for improbable things happening, but it could also be awful, if it's overdone and plot armourish. hope it isn't used too often, and not in unrealistic ways

    Sunny quickly recognized the first attribute, [Fated], as the main culprit of his predicament. At first glance, it seemed to indicate that he was destined for a certain fate — to die miserably and vanish without a trace, for example. But after reading the description, he realized that being fated actually just meant that improbable things had a higher chance of occurring when he was around.
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    Shadow Slave
    Fantasy · Guiltythree
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  • Surfing_Duck
    Surfing_Duck1yr
    Replied to alkaliaoracid

    you're concerned the slave owners are too cruel to be realistic?

    "Shut your mouth! These slaves are not your friends. Understood? They're not even people. Treat them like people and they'll begin imagining things."
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    Shadow Slave
    Fantasy · Guiltythree
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  • Surfing_Duck
    Surfing_Duck1yr
    Commented

    Great tournament 👍

    The Six Nations!
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    The Legendary Mechanic
    Games · Qi Peijia
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  • Surfing_Duck
    Surfing_Duck1yr
    Commented

    bros an npc

    Model: NPC (Countdown to Version 1.0 launch: 358 days 11 hours 03 minutes)
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    The Legendary Mechanic
    Games · Qi Peijia
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  • Surfing_Duck
    Surfing_Duck1yr
    Commented

    spoken like someone without a sibling.

    Lith paid them no mind, their laughter was something he had fought so hard to protect. As long as they laughed happily, sibling mockery was perfectly acceptable.
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    Supreme Magus
    Fantasy · Legion20
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