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wonder if Tiamat would act like a true grandma and give him the metaphorical chancla
A stick of butter and coke?
my 3 stones were worth it
I sense a dragon
Das ist das Techno Tauben
Aiden, a 'rookie mercenary', spared most of his targets because he felt pity for them. Which angered his boss and ordered for his death. After his death at the hands of his best friend, he then 'wakes up' in an alleyway in a certain city and sets his resolve to not waste his second life... at least he'll try to.
(This is a crackfic that came into my mind while thinking about life at 3 A.M. downloading Genshin Impact and watching GrayStillPlays, while also playing War Thunder) . . Basically guy who's pretty average and mostly just looked at memes died because of Truck-kun running over him and then God(?) tells him some pretty cliche stuff. After getting told about how and why he died God(?) then spawned a gameshow wheel with different names of random powers and spins it. Once the wheel stopped it landed on 'Gaijin' and without hesitation God(?) Immediately threw the poor soul into the Multiverse while the soul was confused and scared af.