asduhal_illu
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asduhal_illu3yrReplied to bussymakihe would fit
He was 30ish and tall, with an imposing heavy-set frame, but what was most striking was his outfit. It was epic. He wore a curved purple pimp hat capped by a red feather. It partnered with his chinstrap beard to frame his thick face and eyebrows. With a purple bathrobe to match, he gave off the impression of a cartoon emperor from a Sesame Street character's deluded nightmare.- asduhal_illu3yrReplied to The_Invisible_Man
me there
'So this is the legendary thirst…' Antonio believed Ben was going virgin crazy. "Ok. I understand." - asduhal_illu3yrReplied to diosdiablos
it’s good
This paragraph has been deleted. - asduhal_illu3yrReplied to subairasaqCh 3 Casanova enters the scene
- asduhal_illu3yrReplied to HowManyResets
yup
Ben left the lunchroom in the highest spirits. That was the first time he'd spoken to a girl and received such a warm reaction. So what if it was only his body and some charm demon doing the talking? That's called having a stunt double. If Hollywood stars could do it, why couldn't he? - asduhal_illu3yrReplied to Park_EunJin
my favorite
On Ben's way out, he glared at them. 'You said daddy couldn't get her to talk to me? I didn't have to. She ran over and did it herself! She even asked for my number! Could you do that? No! Never underestimate my colorful student life, bastard!' - asduhal_illu3yrReplied to Yarn_Boi
The similarity is uncanny
After a slight surprise, Penelope responded in Greek, "It is…" - asduhal_illu3yrReplied to fraftlleCh 2 Divine Pick Up Line
- asduhal_illu3yrReplied to diosdiablos
yup
"Hello, I take it you are Benjamin? I'm Fariq, from India, and we will be roommates from now on. It is a pleasure to meet you. I did not expect to share a room with an established entrepreneur, which is my great honor." - asduhal_illu3yrReplied to ThePotatoKing
brutal
"I'm not Harry Potter. Who the hell peaks at 13?!?" - asduhal_illu3yrReplied to ExodusGaming555
0 is fine
[Charisma: 0 - If someone had a choice between hugging you or a fire, they would hug the fire and then chase you for revenge] - asduhal_illu3yrReplied to Shinogami
Good definition
Seduce or die - asduhal_illu3yrReplied to PersonPokemon
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Seduce or die - asduhal_illu3yrCommentedCh 23 The divine dao of face-slapping
- asduhal_illu3yrCommentedCh 22 Stoned to death
- asduhal_illu3yrReplied to kamehgahskiidaCh 22 Stoned to death
- asduhal_illu3yrReplied to DraconicEmperorCh 1 A New Beginning