Lazy_Asshole
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Lazy_Asshole10dCommentedIndeed, being too handsome seemed to be his greatest weakness.- Lazy_Asshole7mthReplied to MellowFellow
Mike Tyson with his lisp
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Que bendición
"However that would most likely be the case for a simple Lightning God. What you slew is the King of the Greek Gods. There is the possibility that you gained more than one of his authorities." - Lazy_Asshole8mthCommented
Will he be strong tho? Is gonna do like a training montage esk thing or is he gonna get bitten by a vamp and turned immortal ok the real question is he gonna join uq holder? And why uq holder and not negima!?
What's sup my dudes, I lost interest in the Naruto fic really fast so here I am, there will be 1 FL and the mc wont have any cheats cus those are cringe. - Lazy_Asshole9mthCommented
Spicy tuna mayo is so good one of my favorite easy snack/dinner
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Red hood/ Jason Todd
[Select Muscle Tone]: You can choose any character body frame from D.C Verse only. [Example]: Superman, Batman, Joker, Red Hood, Cyborg, Shazam, Black Adam, Lucifer Morningstar. [Remember you will not gain their superpowers only their body frame such as muscle mass] - Lazy_Asshole10mthCommented
Male
[Select Gender]: Male/Female: Of course male. Not to be sexist or anything but males are stronger than females, but there %100 very strong woman in D.C verse, like Wonder Woman who could kill me in seconds if I don't have any superpowers. Anyways I much rather be a male, genderbending is not my cup of coffee. Not that I have any prejudice against it. - Lazy_Asshole10mthCommented
W rizz
Ai held her hands to her chest. 'Jason-san saved my life. So it's only appropriate that I keep his secret in return.' - Lazy_Asshole10mthCommented
Bruh
At the moment, I was writing a poem to perfect organized writing which is unfortunately classified under penmanship. - Lazy_Asshole10mthCommentedCh 27 Sisterly Reunion
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Thank god you finally updated my fav book I’ve been waiting for like 1000000 months bruh
Sisterly Reunion - Lazy_Asshole11mthCommented"Ps: If you're strong enough you'll have a true form when you get your gift from the red star!
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Well duh it’s physical ritual unless it’s a soul ritual in not gonna pass on to his next life, but it is gonna have permanent affects to his spawn
During his past life as Alaric III, he hypothesized that the only reason he could use such a godly force of magic was due to the dragon ritual having just been done, which meant that he had the purest amount of dragon magic out of any being after him. - Lazy_Asshole11mthReplied to dan12036
Personally I think it has something to do with body weight and height and that’s why he didn’t copy his fighting style, since bane has been the same size for a long time so I asume his fighting style is very attuned to his body structure, size and weight.
'I'll have to go see her after all this.' He thought, the line cutting as he focused his full attention on the screen in front of him. 'Thank you Morrow.' - Lazy_Asshole11mthReplied to Negative_Kun
I’m as blind as a bat
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Where bro
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I have no idea 🤷♀️ don’t I don’t even remember why I did it so…
As I destroyed the 0 pointer and turned back into a balloon to reduce contact, I started to focus more on saving people for the last few seconds to gain some more points. - Lazy_Asshole11mthReplied to The_Puffer
Oh I thought we were talking about operators that created and able to create gadgets
After a while, kiteman starts to open his eyes and lets out a moan of pain "what the fuck just happened" he thinks as he looks over to see a young man cleaning a gun "Did you know the Desert Eagle is a semi-automatic pistol manufactured by IWI and Magnum Research. The weapon can be chambered for either the .50 AE, .44 Magnum, or .357 Magnum cartridges, with a respective magazine capacity of seven, eight, or nine rounds each of these rounds will be put into you if you don't tell me who you are and why you broke into my house" Chris says as he puts the gun back together and loads it. "Alright alright I'll tell you my name is Charles Brown I work for myself I sell kites to villains for small profits but I steal to make the most of my money" he cries as he begs not to be killed. "Don't worry Charles I won't kill you but you got to tell me who informed you of this place?" Chris asks as he gets up to walk around the house "alright it was the landlord he has me Rob the people living here and he gets a certain share of the profits, I told you all I know can I please leave now" kite man wails "hush now kite man you can leave soon but I still have nanites fixing your organs and you have so much adrenaline running through you if you move too much you could have a stroke?" Chris says as he puts his gun away "you want anything to eat?" Chris asks as he puts a green and yellow barricade on the broken window and heads towards the kitchen where he notices a note stuck to the fridge and pulls out eggs, tomato, onions, and bell peppers "Flores your up" Chris thinks as he suddenly is filled with more memories of Flores life mostly his love for cooking. As he starts making Flores favorite dish "parrot" kite man asks from the couch he's laying on "hey what did you mean by nanites" "oh those, ya there more of finkas things don't really know the science of them well just think of them as little medical bots that helped remove the harmful objects from your body any way you want some it's called parrot" Chris says as he finishes the food "your cooking a parrot" asks kiteman "what no no it's a Spanish dish it's eggs tomato's green peppers the colors of a parrot there's some onion in here too but I assure you it quite good" Chris says as he loads himself a plate of it "yes please I'll take some but I have a question what happened to your voice you suddenly have an accent" Charles says as he starts to sit up "about that, it's none of your business anyway here's your plate" Chris says as he walks up to kiteman and hands him a plate "eat up but eat slowly your organs are still healing" chris says as he sits down to eat with him. - Lazy_Asshole11mthReplied to The_Puffer
And also smoke is a genius chemist
After a while, kiteman starts to open his eyes and lets out a moan of pain "what the fuck just happened" he thinks as he looks over to see a young man cleaning a gun "Did you know the Desert Eagle is a semi-automatic pistol manufactured by IWI and Magnum Research. The weapon can be chambered for either the .50 AE, .44 Magnum, or .357 Magnum cartridges, with a respective magazine capacity of seven, eight, or nine rounds each of these rounds will be put into you if you don't tell me who you are and why you broke into my house" Chris says as he puts the gun back together and loads it. "Alright alright I'll tell you my name is Charles Brown I work for myself I sell kites to villains for small profits but I steal to make the most of my money" he cries as he begs not to be killed. "Don't worry Charles I won't kill you but you got to tell me who informed you of this place?" Chris asks as he gets up to walk around the house "alright it was the landlord he has me Rob the people living here and he gets a certain share of the profits, I told you all I know can I please leave now" kite man wails "hush now kite man you can leave soon but I still have nanites fixing your organs and you have so much adrenaline running through you if you move too much you could have a stroke?" Chris says as he puts his gun away "you want anything to eat?" Chris asks as he puts a green and yellow barricade on the broken window and heads towards the kitchen where he notices a note stuck to the fridge and pulls out eggs, tomato, onions, and bell peppers "Flores your up" Chris thinks as he suddenly is filled with more memories of Flores life mostly his love for cooking. As he starts making Flores favorite dish "parrot" kite man asks from the couch he's laying on "hey what did you mean by nanites" "oh those, ya there more of finkas things don't really know the science of them well just think of them as little medical bots that helped remove the harmful objects from your body any way you want some it's called parrot" Chris says as he finishes the food "your cooking a parrot" asks kiteman "what no no it's a Spanish dish it's eggs tomato's green peppers the colors of a parrot there's some onion in here too but I assure you it quite good" Chris says as he loads himself a plate of it "yes please I'll take some but I have a question what happened to your voice you suddenly have an accent" Charles says as he starts to sit up "about that, it's none of your business anyway here's your plate" Chris says as he walks up to kiteman and hands him a plate "eat up but eat slowly your organs are still healing" chris says as he sits down to eat with him. - Lazy_Asshole11mthReplied to The_Puffer
Huh? No Mira is the one who takes care of all the team viperstrikes gadgets and is know to be a lab operator and the Viper Strike team leader Hibana has encouraged her to be a more field operator (she also takes care of other team op’s gadgets but mainly focused on Viper Strikes gadgets)
After a while, kiteman starts to open his eyes and lets out a moan of pain "what the fuck just happened" he thinks as he looks over to see a young man cleaning a gun "Did you know the Desert Eagle is a semi-automatic pistol manufactured by IWI and Magnum Research. The weapon can be chambered for either the .50 AE, .44 Magnum, or .357 Magnum cartridges, with a respective magazine capacity of seven, eight, or nine rounds each of these rounds will be put into you if you don't tell me who you are and why you broke into my house" Chris says as he puts the gun back together and loads it. "Alright alright I'll tell you my name is Charles Brown I work for myself I sell kites to villains for small profits but I steal to make the most of my money" he cries as he begs not to be killed. "Don't worry Charles I won't kill you but you got to tell me who informed you of this place?" Chris asks as he gets up to walk around the house "alright it was the landlord he has me Rob the people living here and he gets a certain share of the profits, I told you all I know can I please leave now" kite man wails "hush now kite man you can leave soon but I still have nanites fixing your organs and you have so much adrenaline running through you if you move too much you could have a stroke?" Chris says as he puts his gun away "you want anything to eat?" Chris asks as he puts a green and yellow barricade on the broken window and heads towards the kitchen where he notices a note stuck to the fridge and pulls out eggs, tomato, onions, and bell peppers "Flores your up" Chris thinks as he suddenly is filled with more memories of Flores life mostly his love for cooking. As he starts making Flores favorite dish "parrot" kite man asks from the couch he's laying on "hey what did you mean by nanites" "oh those, ya there more of finkas things don't really know the science of them well just think of them as little medical bots that helped remove the harmful objects from your body any way you want some it's called parrot" Chris says as he finishes the food "your cooking a parrot" asks kiteman "what no no it's a Spanish dish it's eggs tomato's green peppers the colors of a parrot there's some onion in here too but I assure you it quite good" Chris says as he loads himself a plate of it "yes please I'll take some but I have a question what happened to your voice you suddenly have an accent" Charles says as he starts to sit up "about that, it's none of your business anyway here's your plate" Chris says as he walks up to kiteman and hands him a plate "eat up but eat slowly your organs are still healing" chris says as he sits down to eat with him.