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I’m a writer and reader for fun, I just made a new account for fun and hope you can enjoy yourselves and are doing something productive.
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9RA3yrCommentedHmm, I feel disrespected... That you thought I was the same as my bodyguard.
Without missing a beat, she nudged her head at him. "Convinced yet?"- 9RA3yrReplied to Brendanjoke
Ah, so I am right? Good to know. 😌
"Not another step." - 9RA3yrCommented
I expect a handsome man, with slicked back hair, with a nice fitted suit.
"Not another step." - 9RA3yrCommented
This Racist. 😂
Once upon a time it was a rich man name dollaz. Dollaz was 5'11 brown skin poppin like fireworks on the Fourth of July, wit dreadlocks that hang low to his chest. Dollaz weighted approximately about 204 pounds. That day I decided To take my giraffe for a walk thru the park to catch the bed bugs at the highway river he ran into a woman. This woman was about 4'11 pretty brown eyes same color as diarrhea, long black hair and a smile big as the kool-aid Mann. She was from Tokyo so obvious she was Japanese. The woman name was Brandy Chun Li Ling but every one calls her booger cookie . Booger cookie approach me wen she ran into me and my giraffe tony. "Hello big fella" said brandy - 9RA3yrCommentedThere again with his stupid bowler hat, stupid trench coat, and that stupid smile on his face.
- 9RA3yrCommented"Master, are you perhaps mocking me?"
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The Garbage-Man knew all along.
Making my way back, with a plastic bag of milk and cereal in a tight grip, I passed by the alley again and saw a garbage truck roaring away into the distance. You're a lucky man, Garbage-man. If I hadn't come when I did, you'd probably have a hard time explaining to your superiors on how the hell a person ended up in the back of your truck. - 9RA3yrCommented"It means to fret no longer… Master," She said, her ears twitching in tune to the smile on her face. "For I am here."
- 9RA3yrCommentedBut no, just had to throw all your money away at empty promises. Yeah, that's how you get rich. Just look where that got you. Oh, here comes that urge again - resist, man, resist. Don't hit yourself in front of the Elf.
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Just take them.
Looks Like I've Adopted An Elf - 9RA3yrCommentedCh 3 Dinner Date
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Go ahead!
"Indeed," she nodded her head. "What are these 'Loan Sharks' that you spoke of? Do they share similarities with the Frosted Flakes? Can I eat them?" - 9RA3yrCommented
Imagine this but with a carriage 😂:
"I do not recall, try as I might." She said, heaving a sigh. "All is but a blur to me. I recall myself saving a child from the path of a runaway carriage but that is all I can remember, unfortunately." - 9RA3yrReplied to Donavin_PetrowskiBut how could that be? How is that even possible? It shouldn't be… yet her Elf-like ears, heavy metal armor, and sword, even her mannerisms all seemed like they came out of some generic fantasy RPG.
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This has become my favorite Webnovel comment. 😌
'You call that dinner, you say? I reckon I'd have a better time eating raw sewage straight outta Chernobyl!' - 9RA3yrCommented
I'm back from shower. Time to read. 😎
Dinner Date - 9RA3yrCommented
And he said 'forget about her' But I understand, this would be on my mind as well.
Does she need a meal? - 9RA3yrCommented
Dude won't lie, that sounds easier and happier than this. 😭😂
Pretty pathetic, right? Well, not really. There are much worse things. Like sitting out in a dumpster at a random alley in the street. Least I ain't there... - 9RA3yrCommentedWith a painful hiss of a clumsy man, I swung open the fridge - no fridge light, obviously - and found a melted ice-cream packet and some bottled water.