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007yaboi

007yaboi

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I like reading.

2020-05-02 JoinedUnited States
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  • 007yaboi
    007yaboi2h
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    Unless they are shooting at important characters who aren’t meant to die.

    Ben took his shoulder, and pointed at the sand crawler. "And these blast points, far too accurate for Sand People. Only Imperial stormtroopers are so precise."
    Star Wars : Arise In The Future
    Movies · Demonun
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  • 007yaboi
    007yaboi1d
    Replied to Sir_Stronghold

    "I don't understand, how can reincarnators measure exactly their dicks with the naked eye? Is it some kind of skill that you gain after inspecting several dicks? I don't know, kind of gay".
    Borderlands: Apex Predator
    Video Games · Querubim_
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  • 007yaboi
    007yaboi1d
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    I don’t know why but I’m just picturing Mara saying “That ain’t me” with Smii7y’s voice.

    Most definitely not buying the oblivious act, I decided to evolve the act in a way not even Natalie would expect, "That wasn't me."
    Marvel: A Symbiote's Journey
    Movies · BananaPancke
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  • 007yaboi
    007yaboi2d
    Replied to Umbral_Plains
    "Sweet dreams, dear."
    Marvel: A Symbiote's Journey
    Movies · BananaPancke
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  • 007yaboi
    007yaboi2d
    Replied to Reserv_r_dog
    Jumping up from the ground she cheers, "Tone me up baby~! I want a 6-pack and more definition in my arms and legs, especially my thighs! You don't have to bulk me out anywhere other than my thighs, just remove the fat from the other areas and make all my muscles denser. Ah! Make sure you don't remove the fat from my ass or tits! I may want to look more athletic, but it would be a crime to women everywhere to give up these assets."
    Marvel: A Symbiote's Journey
    Movies · BananaPancke
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  • 007yaboi
    007yaboi2d
    Commented
    Clearly unhappy with how infrequent the activity will be, she requests, [We'll make it three to four times a week if that's okay with you? It feels amazing for me, and it'll also make sure you're always full and ready for anything if something unexpected happens. I used to think I was into girls but a few more sessions like that and I think my preference will change to slime aliens.]
    Marvel: A Symbiote's Journey
    Movies · BananaPancke
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  • 007yaboi
    007yaboi2d
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    I’m reading some serious heresy brothers

    [I was heavily addicted to be honest, watching 1 a day became the norm for me and later on it became 2-3 a day. If I couldn't watch any for whatever reason, I got really cranky, aggressive and it felt like bugs were crawling over my whole body making me painfully itchy when I look back at it. I started watching them at 9, so by that time in 2018 there were a helluva lot of movies out to watch. The earliest movies weren't exactly the best, so I didn't watch them too much, but that was when comparing them to the later ones, which were phenomenal, and were my go-to's! Anyway, as is the case with any addiction, once my fix was taken away my mental state was fucked, to put it politely. If there were comics, I might have been able to ease into not having the movies, but obviously that would be too easy since Marvel, DC or ANY superhero media was non-existent in this universe. I was essentially forced to go cold turkey and any addict will tell you, either you can handle it, or you can't. And I was one of the one's who couldn't.]
    Marvel: A Symbiote's Journey
    Movies · BananaPancke
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  • 007yaboi
    007yaboi2d
    Commented

    I knew it

    <So, this is the place where we travel to that other world correct?>
    Marvel: A Symbiote's Journey
    Movies · BananaPancke
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  • 007yaboi
    007yaboi2d
    Replied to King_Saber

    This man is why webnovel won’t let you post the whole pic

    (Image)
    Marvel: A Symbiote's Journey
    Movies · BananaPancke
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  • 007yaboi
    007yaboi3d
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    I can’t find the meme but imma just type it out here. “Shut up expert, I watched YouTube.”

    See, I don't have to go for the kill on anyone, but I have to milk them dry for what they're worth. One thing I learned from watching too many YouTube videos as a teen is that I know quite the answer to anything that life can throw at me. I just have to apply said knowledge in a way that isn't self-destructive.
    HP: The Big Bad Wolf
    Book&Literature · Ikaru5
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  • 007yaboi
    007yaboi4d
    Commented
    With that, I stand up from my armchair and make it disappear. I then turn on my heel and swept out of Gaydore's office, while having my robes billow as if there is a strong wind, leaving behind a group of people stunned into silence, albeit with one idiot still shouting and cursing.
    HP: The Big Bad Wolf
    Book&Literature · Ikaru5
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  • 007yaboi
    007yaboi4d
    Commented
    'Why are there so many heretics?! I am a genius, a certified and proven genius!' I wondered to myself.
    HP: The Big Bad Wolf
    Book&Literature · Ikaru5
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  • 007yaboi
    007yaboi4d
    Replied to 7Penguin_pOpsickle
    [Part 01: If there is a problem that common VIOLENCE could not solve?! Then apply another application of the Dao of violence!]
    HP: The Big Bad Wolf
    Book&Literature · Ikaru5
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  • 007yaboi
    007yaboi4d
    Replied to Zomvenom
    [Part 01: If there is a problem that common VIOLENCE could not solve?! Then apply another application of the Dao of violence!]
    HP: The Big Bad Wolf
    Book&Literature · Ikaru5
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  • 007yaboi
    007yaboi4d
    Replied to MrMachete
    I mount Potter and punch him like five to six times in his face, then I stand up walk over to Black and start pissing on him.
    HP: The Big Bad Wolf
    Book&Literature · Ikaru5
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  • 007yaboi
    007yaboi4d
    Commented

    Our beloved MC is reminding me more and more of Deadpool

    I couldn't help but wonder why his teeth sparkled so much. Perhaps that spell was in the book he gave me. The thought of having sparkling teeth gave me a hard-on; imagining myself trolling people with a sparkling smile at the most annoying times felt like an emotional orgasm.
    HP: The Big Bad Wolf
    Book&Literature · Ikaru5
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  • 007yaboi
    007yaboi4d
    Replied to Cronos217
    [Part 04: I fuck a wolf, but it is not what you think it is.]
    HP: The Big Bad Wolf
    Book&Literature · Ikaru5
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  • 007yaboi
    007yaboi4d
    Replied to 007yaboi

    Who am I kidding they are both our daphne

    Thoughts about you: Fondness, ?]
    HP: The Magical Gamer
    Book&Literature · Kitamari
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  • 007yaboi
    007yaboi4d
    Replied to TheRealWafflez

    You are forgetting that was movie daphne not our daphne

    Thoughts about you: Fondness, ?]
    HP: The Magical Gamer
    Book&Literature · Kitamari
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  • 007yaboi
    007yaboi4d
    Replied to TheRealWafflez

    Agreed

    This bracelet was a twin of the silver one which Daphne of the other world wore. He kept the bracelet as a fond remembrance of the good times he had with her and Tracey, even if they were few and far in between. While he couldn't go back to them, he would always remember them. And this bracelet would be the memorabilia.
    HP: The Magical Gamer
    Book&Literature · Kitamari
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