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Keyboard_Monkey1yrCommentedMr. Pool broke the 4th wall to find the author and get him back to writing. Can't breath.
On one of the chairs was a gnome with a black eye who was covered in bruises and securely tied with ducktape and rope to a chair. Harry and Link didn't explain his presence to anyone, but did elaborate that his absence had caused the wedding to be delayed by several months. Link eventually hired Deadpool to break some kind of wall and acquire the gnome and bring him forcibly to the wedding.- Keyboard_Monkey1yrCommented
No Escape! Don't let him get away or we'll have to wait 3 more months for the next chapter!
A moment later, a lasso appeared out of nowhere and wrapped over the gnome before tightening up. The gnome was yanked back by Deadpool who tossed him onto another chair and said, "Oh no you don't. You're not going anywhere until you finish what you've started." He then started tying him up again and pulled out more ducktape. - Keyboard_Monkey1yrCommentedHe wanted to call it the Harry Buster, but after being honest with himself about the results of such a fight, he named it something that wouldn't get him mercilessly pranked for a month.
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Used to be an Adventurer. Then I took an arrow to the knee.
Or at least it should have. Riot Shields don't cover the entire body, and Clint could make his arrows bounce. A few well-placed shots and a number of the TVA Agents had arrows in their knees. - Keyboard_Monkey1yrCommentedHarry threw a wave of magic to dispel the time-slowing effect of those who had already been shot and smiled. He always wanted to do this. Using magic to amplify his voice, Harry shouted, "Avengers, Assemble!"
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Norns who control the fate of the world are Karens. Seems legit.
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The TVA is a call center. I can believe this.
"Thank you for calling the Time Variance Authority. May I please have your name?" - Keyboard_Monkey1yrCommentedThat had them stop. Which of them was supposed to be the Devil here?!
- Keyboard_Monkey1yrCommented[He has permission to do whatever he wants.
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so a combination of Buu and Truth from FMA? That is kinda terrifying..
The pink smoke coalesced into a fat pink genie like being, but it had no nose or eyes, just a wide mouth which was closed at the moment. - Keyboard_Monkey1yrReplied to Dao_Master211
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When Odin came to destroy Midgard, they had seen the Reds defeat him with ease. - Keyboard_Monkey1yrCommented
The gnome being sneaky. Not even writing about all the adventures the Reds having in the background, just offhandedly mentioning after the fact that they did stuff that wasn't written about.
When Selene the Immortal invaded Genosha in order to drain and enslave all the Mutants, she had defeated the X-Men, Magneto, every combatant in the country, and even pushed back the Goblins. It was the Reds who came and killed her. Jean personally burned her spirit to nothing, slaying the Immortal once and for all. - Keyboard_Monkey1yrCommented
This makes sense. The Beyonders once killed the Living Tribunal. But they came from outside the Universe, so by this logic, it wasn't that the Beyonders were invincible, but they were just difficult for the living Tribunal to defeat because they were not from his Universe.
What Harry claimed was no simple thing. The reason the first Celestials were just about invincible was that they did not originate from this Universe. Things inside a Universe have difficulties dealing with threats that originate from outside the Universe. If someone gathered all the Infinity Stones and used their power to destroy the Evil Devouring Lamp, it would not work because Harry created it using the orb containing Majin Buu he got from the Dragonball Universe. The best they could do was eject it from the Universe, but that wouldn't change anything if the Djinn had a target locked already. - Keyboard_Monkey1yrCommented
I'm guessing the Gnome is just saying that all kinds of stuff was dealt with by his girlfriends in the background and he just never mentioned it.
When the Black Dragon Chiantang came to New York to kill Harry Potter, the Reds beat him Black and Blue until his older brother had to come and plead forgiveness on his family's behalf. Only after Chiantang swore never to bother Harry or them again did they agree to let him live. The Reds were strong enough to make the Immortal Dragon King, the strongest Dragon in the Universe, bow his head. - Keyboard_Monkey1yrReplied to Fede56
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When Odin came to destroy Midgard, they had seen the Reds defeat him with ease. - Keyboard_Monkey2yrCommented
O_O Laser Owl, Kung-Fu Toad, and Foamy! What are you doing in this fic?!
After the first semester finished things got really weird. Hopkirk had set up an Educational Decree which required all mail to be examined and she tried to capture Hedwig. From that point onwards, Hedwig was often seen chasing Hopkirk down the hall shooting low powered lasers at her butt. What was stranger was that Hedwig was often accompanied by Trevor the Frog who somehow knew and could skillfully use Kung-Fu and a large black rat that appeared to be foaming at the mouth. - Keyboard_Monkey2yrCommented
can't breathe.
Harry answered, "She's fine, it's just her time of the month." - Keyboard_Monkey2yrCommentedDuring Halloween, Cosmo made Dumbledore think it was a year ago and Dumbledore gave a repeat performance of that day in the Great Hall. Before everyone in the castle, he ran over to Harry Potter. Two Slytherin students were in the way so Dumbledore swatted out his wand sending the pair screaming across the hall. He got to the Gryffindor table, lifted Harry by his robes, slammed him into a nearby wall and shouted, "HARRY! DID YAH PUT YAH NAME IN DA GOBLET OF FIYAH?! DIDYA?!"
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"Do not meddle in the Affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy, and taste good with Ketchup."
"Because I suspect that one day you are going to be eaten by a dragon. When you are, use the Ketchup on yourself. No matter how terrible of a human being you are, you'll still taste good with ketchup." - Keyboard_Monkey2yrCommentedDumbledore could clearly see them but it appeared that Professor Ludo and Harry did not. The pixies then floated over to Cosmo and Harry and waved their tiny gold star stick wands at the pair, turning Cosmo into a green moose and Harry into a giant snake.