UselessLarry
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The inner mechinations of my mind are an enigma
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UselessLarry9mthReplied to Cultured_DaoistI mean, he was just hit by an arrow
This paragraph has been deleted.- UselessLarry1yrCommented"Another Ranger already? It took me quite some effort to convince the last one to leave the Black Star alone. Let's hope this one is more reasonable. I'll make him an offer he can't refuse…"
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If life is a race then we are racists
1. Life Is A Race - UselessLarry1yrReplied to Yudel"Protector also told me about your cubs. How you love your sweet ill, sister." Phillard almost chocked when he realized his poor choice of words. All the shadows of the Trawn woods converged on them, but while Lith seemed to become stronger for it, the Kroxy felt his life slipping away.
- UselessLarry1yrReplied to Shinx120What the wyvern didn't know was that inside the Sargent's hands there were the broken extremities of his wand. The damaged alchemical tool went haywire, the wild energies it sealed quickly reached the magical stone, releasing all of its power in a small conflagration.
- UselessLarry1yrCommentedThey were the living proof that there were good people in the world.
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You guys thought this was cute? I immediately thought of Dr. Evil petting his cat
Before she could realize it, Solus fell asleep for the first time in over eight years. - UselessLarry1yrReplied to Bjoe3860
This gives me some great flashbacks!
{Monarch of the eternal garden: Don't start yet. I'm going to get some popcorn and soda. I'll be right back} - UselessLarry2yrCommentedMy previous happy grin instantly vanished.
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I called it! Though it was probably obvious to most readers
A stone arm grips the leg of what once was Phil and pulls the congealed mess around the corner. - UselessLarry2yrCommented
“Multiple drum-like sounds echo in the canyon” For whatever would this indicate!?
As soon as the first contact rides in our favor Owen and Frank stab their stone spears at the confused Kingston, slicing against his shoulder but only creating surface wounds. Multiple drum-like sounds echo in the canyon as the demi-humans start bashing the Scutums hoping to bring it down. David would occasionally swing around the side attacking any ambitious enemies that want to go around the shield and some really ambitious demi-humans would climb on the cliff wall only to be attacked by Howard. - UselessLarry2yrCommented
I think Elves_or_Nothin might be a self insert
I spawned inside a forest of some sort and the graphics were unreal. The attention to detail to even the smallest rock and the quietest of sounds were UNBELIEVABLY amazing. I was however a little disappointed that the NPCs with me were human and not elves but that's ok (It was NOT ok. WHERE WERE THE BUSTY BLONDE ELVES!!!). - UselessLarry2yrReplied to UselessLarry
Wow, five months later and I just realized its grammatically incorre ct
- General Anthony McAuliffe, commander of 101St Airborne Division's reply to German ultimatum. - UselessLarry2yrCommented
Sweat dumpling?
Koyuki gave a loud moan in happiness as she finished the last sweat dumpling, wishing she had more. while Kimimaro sat swinging his legs as he looked at the blue sky. - UselessLarry2yrCommented
You know the drill
"Pregnant..." Fuyōna said, his face filled with surprise. - UselessLarry2yrCommented
I thought he had a pocket watch?
It had taken us almost six hours, or less…..or maybe more, time was quite sketchy in place where there's nothing like daytime. Just rocks in that darkness. - UselessLarry2yrReplied to AbandonAllHope365
Eh, I like my hypothesis better
'Why the hell does Wade have this stuff and how the hell did he know my measurements, when even I do not know them. Also, this dress and underwear is too similar to what was on Earth and I doubt that these designs came about by accident.' - UselessLarry2yrReplied to hooves
If you look at a lot of the movies he acts in, you’ll find a surprisingly large number of movies that he is in where the character he Is to portray is eitheir insane or becomes insane
[Introduction] While causing fear, it can increase the host's strength and gain fear value. - UselessLarry2yrReplied to Robin_Mancl
Holy Sheet*
Obviously the Imp noticed that the cloth for some reason damaged the figure, maybe because the baby was always laying on it and it became holy through that, or some other reason the Imp didn't know about. But either way, this was a good enough weapon for him for now. - UselessLarry2yrCommentedSo maybe this would be a good idea to take with him, because there seemed to be some plants that were supposed to be poisonous. The Imp himself didn't eat anything but meat and bones in his life so far, so he didn't really care about that, but he saw that the children were eating some plants before. He didn't want them to die by eating random leaves, so maybe he should buy this book as well.