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Tallahassee_Slim

Lv15

Don’t take life too seriously… you’ll never make it out alive.

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  • Tallahassee_Slim
    Tallahassee_Slim12d
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    The addition of the snake-cat had me scratching my head a little at first, but I like it, because it’s kind of like cheating in the game of life! In most novels like this, everything just happens to go the FL’s way, and we’re given some spur of the moment explanation (she all of a sudden knows 3 different methods of self defense, is an expert hacker, AND is fluent in seven languages!). But here, we know it’s Leona’s snarky little snake-cat ancestor that is sitting on her shoulder and helping her like the world’s s**ttiest version of Jiminy Cricket. And I’m ok with that.

    Ch 28 Recognize the kid
    The Mafia Princess' Ex-Husband
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  • Tallahassee_Slim
    Tallahassee_Slim20d
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    The line to board this ship starts right here, in case anyone else is interested.

    Unfortunately, his words were met with silence. 
    The Mafia Princess' Ex-Husband
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  • Tallahassee_Slim
    Tallahassee_Slim23d
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    See this! I just gifted the story: Luxury car

    Ch 14 Hang in there
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  • Tallahassee_Slim
    Tallahassee_Slim23d
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    It automatically unlocked 😫 But I won’t read it I promise!

    To the hospital
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  • Tallahassee_Slim
    Tallahassee_Slim1mth
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    I see privilege is at Ch 458 so you just finished a horrible scene. Be prepared for the next subplot, it is… infuriating and heartbreaking.

    Ch 413 Chapter 412
    My Accidental Husband is a Billionaire!
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  • Tallahassee_Slim
    Tallahassee_Slim1mth
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    Yup I’m reading for free too! Original, author’s work + Google Translate plug-in. The downside is the character’s names are different so you have to remember who is who. It’s currently at Ch. 509.

    Ch 413 Chapter 412
    My Accidental Husband is a Billionaire!
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  • Tallahassee_Slim
    Tallahassee_Slim1mth
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    This comic is hilarious! I like the double-transmigration from different eras aspect, I’ve never seen that before. I also like the interactions between Zhou Qing and her father, along with her father’s younger brother and his family.

    Father, Have You Studied Today?
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  • Tallahassee_Slim
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    And don’t make a fuss if you get your toes stepped on 😈

    "Oh, Georgie. When you invite yourself to dance with the devil, you don't get to complain about the music," Hadeon tutted softly, and he drew a card from the deck of cards. "Looks like fate's got a dark sense of humor, eh?" He turned the card to show a picture of a coffin on it. 
    Beauty and the Immortal: It started with a dig
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  • Tallahassee_Slim
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    See this! I just gifted the story: Luxury car

    Ch 15 Artist's revelation
    Beauty and the Immortal: It started with a dig
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  • Tallahassee_Slim
    Tallahassee_Slim2mth
    Replied to Johara_0404
    Above the 'Dead or Alive' of the poster read— Gideon Vand. 
    Beauty and the Immortal: It started with a dig
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  • Tallahassee_Slim
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    Yeah, because I’m sure Hadeon has some kind of GPS mind link with the necklace. All he can see is this little red blip going around and around on the same circuitous path, start and stop, start and stop. What is the monkey doing, running laps around the county, and apparently severely out of shape?? I mean, if she wants to exercise, she can easily do that at the castle.

    Soon the carriage left town, and it reached Wraithwood in less than ten minutes. Mallory removed her chain and hid it in the corner of the seat before climbing out of the vehicle. She handed one of her earrings to the coachman and slipped out of there. 
    Beauty and the Immortal: It started with a dig
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  • Tallahassee_Slim
    Tallahassee_Slim2mth
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    At least it wasn’t a pomegranate 😅

    "Figured you might want to eat something," Hadeon remarked, who now sat inside the carriage with a sly grin. "It is an apple tree that has been cultivated from the very best of our compost. Nothing enriches the soil quite like the dead."
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  • Tallahassee_Slim
    Tallahassee_Slim3mth
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    This is where he’s supposed to make some snarky comment about sending the guy to his associate Charon for assistance 😂

    "Oh, it sounds similar to my name!" The beaver-like man laughed, and Hadeon's lips twitched. "I can't see the boat. Where is it?"
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  • Tallahassee_Slim
    Tallahassee_Slim3mth
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    Herdern Vern Dern! 🙄

    "How brave of you to step foot in My castle?" The beaver-like man demanded as he climbed down with loud thumps and followed by his lackey. "I am the most powerful person on this land. I am Hey Don Van Darn!"
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  • Tallahassee_Slim
    Tallahassee_Slim3mth
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    Throw out the trash!

    "Let me help," Hadeon offered politely, before grasping the man's neck and flinging him out of the window. 
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  • Tallahassee_Slim
    Tallahassee_Slim3mth
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    He sounds like Rob Lowe! Except I think Rob carries it around in his pockets and rubs it all over his face every time he thinks to do it.

    Hadeon turned to meet her eyes, and he replied, "That's what good skin and hair care does. A routine you should consider starting, I already see frown lines there," he pointed to her forehead. "You don't want your ghost wearing that in the afterlife. Don't worry, there's plenty of aloe vera in the estate."
    Beauty and the Immortal: It started with a dig
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  • Tallahassee_Slim
    Tallahassee_Slim3mth
    Replied to K_Deck

    And how did Mallory manage to survive? 🤔

    Ch 2 Sticky pursuer's threat
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  • Tallahassee_Slim
    Tallahassee_Slim3mth
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    Finally some new updates to look forward to!

    Author's Note: Welcome to yet, another book. The book will have daily updates and I hope you enjoy it!
    Beauty and the Immortal: It started with a dig
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  • Tallahassee_Slim
    Tallahassee_Slim3mth
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    I love a good mystery/noir, and the more cynically/sarcastically hilarious our antiheroic main character is (see: Phillip Marlowe, Sam Spade), the better!

    Ch 1 Blurb
    Scarecrow of 1889
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  • Tallahassee_Slim
    Tallahassee_Slim4mth
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    That little trick almost got Marilyn Monroe into a world of trouble in Bus Stop 😅

    Aside from Jimmy's presence, the night passes uneventfully. I take shots of water when guys insist on buying me alcohol and put the money in the tip jar. Sarah, Chris, and I develop an easy rhythm, swiftly tackling all the orders and keeping everyone as happy as we can. 
    Star-Crossed Legacy
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