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Wardan_J1yrReplied to BrendanjokeI'd gladly hire you
Who knows? Now if that 'anything special' question pops back up again, I could just scoff away and proclaim with confidence, "Yeah, I'm actually the lovechild of literally God. Hire me, please, or I'll smite you."- Wardan_J3yrCommented
I feel like he might regret saying that at some point.
I took back the mug, eyeing her back with some scrutiny. "Mmm, not so sure, seems kinda scandalous, I have a girlfriend, you know?" - Wardan_J3yrReplied to VersusZero
Please don't shoot the messenger(author). The messenger may brings long messages but those messages create a story, that story tells us tales of a legend & that legend is incredible.
"Practice." - Wardan_J3yrCommented
This line of text remind me of the novel "The Legendary Mechanic".
[NOTE] - Due to the host's lower level further details can't be shown - Wardan_J3yrReplied to Brendanjoke
Then case closed. It's balanced
Then why am I so shit? Why do I suck so bad? Who wrote me this way? Whoever it was, I have a few well-chosen words to say to you. Don't worry, I'll try to be eloquent with them. - Wardan_J3yrCommented
Country boy loves his fourth wall breaks
"Look If I wanted some boring exposition told to me constantly, I'd read a bad Webnovel," I said, keeping the door slightly ajar for Ash to go through. "And unfortunate to say, a good Webnovel you are not." - Wardan_J3yrCommented
In all honesty, how do you plea author?
Then why am I so shit? Why do I suck so bad? Who wrote me this way? Whoever it was, I have a few well-chosen words to say to you. Don't worry, I'll try to be eloquent with them. - Wardan_J3yrCommented
That's probably because she isn't of this world or should I say she's out of this world.
An Elf. A Knight. A stranger amidst a strange land. Do I need to say any more? - Wardan_J3yrReplied to VersusZero
When Ash tore up the contract in the mob boss's office; she was wearing a hoodie that hid her to ears and most of her face. So mob boss didn't know who she was. With the info that he knew country boy's father, means mob boss "might" not be from this world as well. But I can see what you since he's an extortionist
"So…" He spoke again, clasping his hands together. "To the both of you, may I presume that you'll be staying with us for just a bit longer? Ash - sorry - Eshwlyn, what say you? I mean, after all, dinner has yet to be served." - Wardan_J3yrCommented
There's nothing wrong with elf ears. Some people are born with pointed ears that make them look like elves, & there's people who have surgery done to make their ears pointed like an elfs.
Ash gently placed the muffs into my open palm, and those long sharp Elven ears of hers immediately sprung free in all their glory into the open air, unveiled, unshrouded no longer. - Wardan_J3yrReplied to Eternal_Sloth
I feel like you made a game reference there.
The Early Bird - Wardan_J3yrCommented
In all honesty, country boy needs more help with solving a mystery that seems to have almost turned into a paradox.
Let's skip the more perverse bodily details of bathtime and move on instead to me getting dressed. No one wants to know how I looked beyond my baggy shirt and pants, and if you actually do then please go get some help. Something must be definitely wrong with you. - Wardan_J3yrReplied to Brendanjoke
Yeah that's fair and understandable
A constant recurrence in our day to day. A beautiful recurrence in our day to day. - Wardan_J3yrCommented
I mean no offense but couldn't you just put "A constant beautiful reoccurrence in our day to day".
A constant recurrence in our day to day. A beautiful recurrence in our day to day. - Wardan_J3yrReplied to Brendanjoke
It's the fact that she might not be human, because as she was leaving she said the chat they had was enlightening.
"Search me online," She yelled back. "I couldn't find you there. But I'll know you'll find me. I'm everywhere." - Wardan_J3yrCommented
The game?
Life is strange. - Wardan_J3yrCommented
So would I
I'm so gonna smash that cologne bottle.